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ranney

About Me

( www.itsranney.com ) Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah. The numbers: I am 40, ten years before my prime. I was born on the 3rd day of the last month of one of the most turbulent years in this nation's history, 1968. I have been in the performing arts for 30 years. I have been a professional comedian for 20 years - since April 1st, 1988. I have been married for 15 years, since December 21, 1993. I have five pets: 22, a mud turtle that we've had for 14 years; Hercules, a cooter that we've had for 12 years; Dr. Witty, an apple-headed Siamese that we've had for 10 years although she is 16 years old; Chlopin, a Black Lab-Chow mix we've had for 9 years; and Veruca, a short haired domestic kitty we rescued from a tree last year. My only other dog was Hunter, a Beagle-Datschund mix that lived 18 years. My best friend has been my best friend for 21 years. I have never been more at peace with who I am. And, I am the Illuminatus forever.....This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/14/2005
Band Website: www.itsranney.com
Band Members: Me, myself, and pupil.
Influences: 00h-koo-he, the hillside, moonbeams, and lemonade
Sounds Like: hold a seashell up next to yo mama.
Record Label: Sycamore Tree Productions

My Blog

Every drop counts

eye drops, water torture, rain, creativity. some times we leap; other times we crawl. well, back onto my belly...Don Juan: Why would you like to undertake such learning?Carlos Castaneda: The only reas...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 01:53:00 GMT

Ahhhhhhhhh yeah...

Back to the drug of the mic. Settled in schedule a bit. Got some shamanamana in and time to work out the latest and newest kinks. 
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:36:00 GMT

Found in TranSITION...

So, I have been in transition for the last ten years of my life and I have been extremely frustrated about it at times. Not anymore. I now work with it and within it, knowing that it is what it is and...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 06:00:00 GMT

Cow jumped over the moon of the popping trees

Yes indeedy! He's back on track. Heading into Saturday's full moon with the anticipation of the next 12 on the cycle. I will be 40 soon - ten years before my prime and I seem to be happier and happier...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:42:00 GMT

...that never sleeps.

For years I was fascinated when I heard of New York referred to as "The City That Never Sleeps." I was destined to fall in love with it. Why? I never slept. At least compared to most people. I've alwa...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:34:00 GMT

A walk, a tea, a quest...

I don't want much anymore. Not in the sense of quantity. Not anymore. Just fine experiences. Even that has its own "r" spin on it. I just love to feel connected, warm beyond the small talk we force up...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:29:00 GMT

LOL...

Soooooooooooooooo. 1) excellent 2) okay 3) exceptional 4) whoa. Overall, got to really work some shit out. So, I feel it's a success. It's funny; I was just talking to Shawn and David, friday nig...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:47:00 GMT

dot dot dot

I seek inside the whole and find myself a part of nothing news but am awakened to the needful things I am... "All hands on deck, we've run afloat!' I heard the captain cry'Explore the ship, replace th...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:12:00 GMT

What chu gon do? Freaky Deaky.

"Excuse me, sir. Please - don't yell out during the show. If you don't like the show, bend over. I'll drive you to Dallas." - Redd Foxx In six months I will be 40 years old if I am still around. 40 ye...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:40:00 GMT

Election? WHATEVER!!! - Est deus in nobis

MAN am I soooooooo tired of this election year. For many reasons. I'm usually pretty patient and tolerant, but I have grown so tired of people's silly hopes that ANY, ANY of these candidates are ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 07:41:00 GMT