Prof. Toady Von Froggenhoffen, Zen Master

Sometimes my alter ego is Chuck Mace P.I. and in the off season I like to play GUITAR, BASS, and DRUMS. I like to go to the beach and eat the sand. I'm a vegetarian so you can see me at dinner time with a bottle of ranch dressing grazing on my front lawn, I have a wide variety of plants and flowers, its nice. I enjoy vegetarian elmers glue on vegetarian crackers for a treat and I chase it with vegetarian vodka. There's not much to say really, I invented the stop sign and the idea, both the good ones and the bad ones. They can't all be winners. I also have a degree in Afro Engineering. When I color I draw my own lines, I break my toys and rebuild them into new ones and I don't play well with others, I'm a loner a rebel. Dont get mixed up with me Dottie. I am carbon based, I am highly flammable and mildly retarded. It is fortuitous for me that the two cancel each other out and make me flame retardant. I am allergic to sound and also to fun. Things that sound fun can break my bones. I like to go to the mall and look at the girls and fantasize about what it would be like if they were all cool and read comic books, if only they knew who Hal Jordan was. I live with a selfish rabbit and fraidy cat. The rabbit loves the cat but the cat finds the rabbit tiresome, as do I. If my brow were much larger and I had just discovered fire I would eat the rabbit, out of spite. I put the F U in fun and I put the fun in funeral. I also eat mud.Also, I lost a ring a long time ago in a river, If you find it please return it, as it is very precious to me. ............................................................ ............................................................ .. MY BAND PAGE IS WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THEHUMANFAILURERATE