Lance Uppercut - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a "mad butcher"( a destruction reference) in Glade Springs at the Food Country. I am a pretty easy going person . I lift weights and exercise, hike, and run(sometimes). I don't smoke but do drink every once in a while. Like to stay active. I play in a few BM Bands the main one being Nazroth a thrash punk influenced BM, I play bass in that band. Right now all of my musical intension is for my favorite band to play in The Predators, this band is a rock& and roll assault. I play the guitar in that band. I also run Goathammer Records which is a underground metal distro and label, been doing that since 2002 i think. I have a dog named Xasthur a black lab. he is a unique dog to say the least. I play golf and am pretty good at it, i like to play lots of sports. My favorte sport to watch is football, college and pro my teams are the Vols and the Skins. My favorite show to watch is THE SIMPSONS which is by far the best show ever i have all the dvd sets so far, when i was younger i would tape them on VHS, I have 18 6hr tapes, i am a huge fan of the simpsons to put in mildly. .. Myspace Layouts + Myspace Graphics

My Interests

Music, Golf, Movies, Video Games, Football, Hiking, Weight lifting, The Simpsons

I'd like to meet:

Iron Maiden, King Diamond, me from another dimension, like to play a round of golf with Jack Nickulas i would bet he would have tons of killer stories to tell.

Music:

Danzig ( only the 1st 4 albums), Judas Priest,AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Inqusition, Forgotten Tomb,Manowar, Turbonergo, Toxic Holocaust, 1st 2 Ozzy albums, Sabbath, Angel Corpse, Satanic Warmaster, King Diamond and Mercyful Fate, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Elvis, GNR

Movies:

Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Night of the Living Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Big Lewobski,Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Exorcist, Nosferatu,Halloween 1 and 2( the rest suck balls), Full Metal Jacket, Borat, Blades of Glory,Old Wrestling Videos from the 80s, more to come.

Television:

Only the Simpsons are Real! The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Seinfield, My Name is Earl, The Office, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Venture Bros. Sea Lab 2021, Twilight Zone( original series with rod sterling), Reno 911
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Books:

Cash by Johnny Cash,I like some Stephen King books reading the Black House right now.
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