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I sorta get cricket?

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About Me

Hey, I'm James."I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who'd walk into a greasy spoon and wonder -- "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the urge to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, and singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener." -Edgar Friendly----ladies and gentleman the utter WISDOM that watching Demolition Man brings.

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: James Frascatore
Birthday: February 13th 1983
Birthplace: Red Bank, New Jersey
Current Location: Providence, RI
Eye Color: Hazel?
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Not 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed, I'm not a goddamn freak
Your Heritage: Last of the Mohicans
The Shoes You Wore Today: stilettos
Your Weakness: bullets, knives, vicious rhetoric
Your Fears: bees. I hate 'em.
Your Perfect Pizza: onions, peppers, mushroom, olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finally kill Brandon
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I tend to say , " taste my beef nugget" a lot
Thoughts First Waking Up: hey look the ceiling! Its another glorious day! Time to spread the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!
Your Best Physical Feature: I've got a beautiful personality
Your Bedtime: When the body shuts down
Your Most Missed Memory: well I wouldn't remember it then would I?
Pepsi or Coke: coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: IS a group date an orgy?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: home brewed
Chocolate or Vanilla: choconilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: only pole
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: i guess
Do you Shower Daily: do I stink?
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: kinda did
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: depends on for what? making a sanwich?- Yes Flying?- Not so much
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on boats
Do you think you are Attractive: in theory I could be uglier
Are you a Health Freak: hahahaha. NO.
Do you get along with your Parents: hell yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: you betcha
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only hearts
Ever been Drunk: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ever been called a Tease: a bunch
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: Not raped to death by bears
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: living
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: don't particularly care-- not blonde
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: above 5 foot, under 6
Weight: as much as she needs
Best Clothing Style: gay cowboy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: no idea
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: thats a silly question. Focus forward sissies.

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone I guess, I mean why the hell else would I be on this thing?

Music:

A lot of different stuff- Right now, ACDC, old Aerosmith, Johnny Cash,Coldplay, Common, Gym Class Heroes, almost anything 80's and of course Trick Daddy

Movies:

Total movie buff- especially bad ones

Television:

don't watch much now, but Ducktales was bitchin'. Used to have a nasty Elimidate addiction, but kicked it, been clean for about a year and a half now.

Books:

Berenstein Bears: A Case of the Gimmies- brother and sister bear get greedy, demanding candy and presents. Their dad canes the shit out of them, and we all learn a valuable lesson: Bears beat their kids.

Heroes:

My dog, because he can crap on the floor and hump people and everyone forgives him a few minutes later. I wish I could do that....also I wish had his fuzzy, internal penis