Sir Puns Alot! |
Creative puns for smart minds1. The roundest knight at King Arthurs Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:14:00 GMT |
Blissful Ignorance, Obsidian Lies |
You paint the sky in obsidian liesAnd come what may, never will I know how you changed timeThe riptide lies ahead, all my passions now are deadI can see the path you never thought to followI feel so h...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 01:44:00 GMT |
Text Messages and What Not! |
For the last several weeks I have been getting a lot of people sending me texts me asking for tattoos and appointments...The problem is I also get funny texts from friends, cutsie one's from girls, an...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:41:00 GMT |
The Tale of Two... Girlies! |
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness,It was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity,It was the season of Light, it w...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:04:00 GMT |
Septannual State of the Me Address! |
....Septannual.. ..State.... of the Me Address! Its been a while since I wrote some boastful blog about how awesome my life is& thats probably because I have not felt it was all that grea...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:57:00 GMT |
Fucking Rant... sit down, its long! |
It has been a long time since Ive had a quality rant, but things are starting to get fuckin irritating!Not only do I get to have more than my share of relationship problems, but in my tenure as a tat...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:34:00 GMT |
You Gotta Be Kidding! |
Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales..Vern, the hand...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:38:00 GMT |
In the Dark |
And so I sit here in the darkYou made the rules I played the partI never rushed or pushed my fateWhen time was tight I knew to waitAnd circumstanceSo well disguisedWithin a gathering of liesAnd in the...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:46:00 GMT |
Seriously!! |
Ole was walking home late at night, through the park and sees a woman in the shadows."Twenty dollars" she whispers.He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bu...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:48:00 GMT |
Ch-ch-ch Changes |
Ch-ch-ch Changes For nearly two weeks I have been tattooing out of my house& and it has been great! I have never been so relaxed, have never had so much free time, and have never enjoyed doing my cra...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 03:08:00 GMT |
