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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

I play COD4 under the name "Firestone Tires". I would liken it to crack.

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My Interests

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The Nuge:

Denny Crane(Denny Crane), Jim Wynorski, Orville Ketchum, Dr. Ed Newton(an expert on the legendary "soul box"), Clive Hockstetter, Pepper Brooks, Uncle Grandfather, BOBLACHAUN, Uncle-Grandfather

My Blog

FACED! At least I'll be on other guys highlight reels.

FACED! - 2007 Texas State Judo TournamentI fly into Houston late Friday night, drive to San Antonio early Saturday morning. Weigh in at 184lb via the $20 walgreens scale they unceremoniously set up i...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 19:07:00 GMT

Words do not express...

At 0134 hours on 12 Sep 2006 a strange occurrence happened. As I was listening to mp3s and overindulging in wine while simultaneously thinking about how to best promote one of the clubs that I'm acti...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 23:57:00 GMT

Fire Safety and David Lynch

Note to neighbors:  Lit cigarette butts and dry weeds in a desert climate are not a recipe for a fun friday night.One of my neighbor's is my maternal grandmother. My other neighbor is a strange ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 20:08:00 GMT

Airport Security

I flew from Houston to El Paso today. That alone is a pretty frustrating reality. As I passed through our recently enhanced security, I threw away my chapstick and contact solution. In frustrating ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 17:20:00 GMT

Carolina Residents Confused, Terrified As Victorious Hurricane Players Riot In Streets

Carolina Residents Confused, Terrified As Victorious Hurricane Players Riot In StreetsJune 22, 2006 Onion SportsRALEIGH, NC Only hours after the Carolina Hurricanes won the NHL Championship Monday nig...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 19:46:00 GMT

MOVIE REVIEW: Master of the Flying Guillotine

My review of:Master of the Flying Guillotine (1975)AKADu bi quan wang da po xue di ziOne-Armed Boxer II orThe One Armed Boxer vs. the Flying GuillotineMove over Ed Wood and Jim Wynorski, MOTFG is the ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:54:00 GMT