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kyle [zanpakutoh] <3s kelso

if you must know, it was me, with the lead pipe, in the ballroom.

About Me

things to do:
piss people off.
i stand up for the shit nobody else will.
i'm a fighter, but i only win the ones on Lockout and Midship. Warsong Gulch, here and there, but Stabshank is a Troll Rogue on Bloodscalp (PvP) and Black Fedora is just a rank 40 (legit 34) purple Spartan with a gun. I am Kyle. Just Kyle. Add those, if you will- you're more likely to see me there.
in a world of idiots, somebody has to be the asshole who's always right. thanks to whoever created the earth (i'm not saying god), you guys have to suffer through my grammatical correction until i die.
things i like?
SKATING.
HALO.
WoW.
Guitar/Bass
COMPUTERS
GIRLPANTS.
and
SARCASM.

When i grow up, i plan to be many things. Or, one thing with many hobbies. Mostly, i want to be a virologist- that's someone who studies bacteria and viruses, for you bio-noobs. Things i will do... it's a big list. Filmography, music, weaponsmithing, game programming... it gets to be a pretty long list.
Mostly, i want to live a happy life.
Catch me at the skatepark, someone else's house, or roaming the streets- i'd rather not be home.
i'm hard to get in touch with, and i like it. Sometimes.
Favorites: Jones and Coca-Cola. First Person Shooters, MMORPGS, RTRPGs, Simulations. Enjoi, Venture, Bones, Ricta, all under Black Magic. Theology and time travel- fun to discuss. Food, and lots of it. Friends.
Things i can't stand?
Ignorance. Failure. Laziness. Stupidity. Underestimation. Mispellings. Crying. Medication. Irresponsibility. Death.
Just stay away from those things, and life should be pretty good for you. Take my advice- Life deals the shittiest hands. Don't sit and bitch about it. You're the only one who can do anything. Get up, stop crying, and do it. Life's too short to live it like you hate it.
peace, and ji'e'toh.
quote: i got a board, a girl, and some games, what more is there? oh, yeah. the quest for world domination, an infinite thirst for knowledge, and what might be the most ironically unfailing motivation ever- failure.
cmnts pwnface noob!
she says she's not pretty
but i don't believe her.
she's mine, nobody else's. it's true that i love her. fuck with her, go ahead- she'll kick your ass before i will. she's smart, tough, willful, beautiful(lots of that one) and mostly, she's mine.
ily kelsie

My Interests

anything. music. skating. vengeance. video games. nice people. compliments. true love. blood, and vampirism. broken hearts. life. religion, and the lack thereof. suffering. intelligence. as i said, anything. hate money. love being humble. cry, strive, fly, die, and most of all, TRY.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

i understand that emo kids generally are thought to listen to devil-worshipping wrist-cutting death metal, but that's only what the jocks and authority think. i listen to what i want, when i want, and if you don't like what i like, i'm not gonna stop you...but music isn't life. it's just the only thing besides creation that scientists can't explain. it's our euphoria.

Heroes:

we all have heroes. mine are just less, how should we say, "mass produced." my heroes are the thinkers, those who are open to every thought, those who never close their heart.

My Blog

drastic things, a statement of facts

I remember my mom telling me something epic would happen to me within a period of six months. I guess this was it. No, it's not a suicide note. Life at the apartment in Springtown hasn't been... too s...
Posted by kyle [zanpakutoh] <3s kelso on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

moh fudge.

i hate myspace. i really do. damn internet pheromones keep drawing me back. actually, it's because i only see my wonderful GF on here. that's the ONLY time i really get. ahh, read the bulletin.  ...
Posted by kyle [zanpakutoh] <3s kelso on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:44:00 PST

the worst day of the summer.

zomg!today was mosdef the worst day of the entire summer.first, we woke up at 9 o'clock after we went to bed at six in the morn.we were so early because we went to see david's dumb ass, but he wasn't ...
Posted by kyle [zanpakutoh] <3s kelso on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:19:00 PST

strongbad says, "it's over"

it ended today. sadly. i wish it wouldn't have, but it did. and now she thinks i did it for reasons unbecoming of anyone. i hope you're all happy. cuz i'm not....
Posted by kyle [zanpakutoh] <3s kelso on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:05:00 PST

let me tell you why i hate the sun.

5 fucking reasons.1.It's hot. heat makes me mad.like, stick my foot in your trachea mad.2.it makes other things hot.like the concrete.the top of my skateboard.my room.3.the sun hurts my eyes.that was ...
Posted by kyle [zanpakutoh] <3s kelso on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:44:00 PST

if i gave you the truth, would it keep you alive?

title theme, done by Seether. it's been a while since my last reality check. i guess i'm drifting away from the physical.   someone who is important  to me is feeling down... and that person...
Posted by kyle [zanpakutoh] <3s kelso on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:19:00 PST

internet = poop.

charter said my internet got knocked up by the storm. maybe they'll have like internet-lightning babies?but now i have no xbox and my comp is useless.maybe i can not skateboard since that's broken too...
Posted by kyle [zanpakutoh] <3s kelso on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:29:00 PST

blunt reality

people say that it isn't wise to put things about a girl/boyfriend on things that will still exist post-relationship. i say, "i love her, and screw what anyone else says." i'm with a girl who is pheno...
Posted by kyle [zanpakutoh] <3s kelso on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:54:00 PST

omg, it was tight!

so like, i went to the door in downtown fort worth last night. it rocked! in fair verona was supposed to be the main act, but forever midnight sun blew them away. there were tons of emo kids, but...
Posted by kyle [zanpakutoh] <3s kelso on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 12:08:00 PST

Recent Events

So, hokay. Flint N Scott N me were gonna TP this house, right? it was becca fleeger's place. We walk like a mile in the pitch dark night, and when we get there, there's this INSANE pitt bull jumpin ar...
Posted by kyle [zanpakutoh] <3s kelso on Sat, 20 May 2006 03:43:00 PST