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Cynosure

One Ring To Rule Them All...

About Me

There's nothing about me you need to know that you don't already question. Just know that Jesus loves you. And I do too You are a happy drunk

When you are drunk, nothing gets you down. You are friendly with everyone, and probably get free drinks all the time because you are so nice to everyone.

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My Interests

Sunshine, puppies, rainbows and smurfs. Oh, and The Trilogy. You know-- the only Trilogy that counts.

I'd like to meet:

More than likely not you.

The Disciples of Marcy
I've got No Patience for you if you're not on this list.

My torMentor

Trusty Sidekick

Word

Bridezilla

Izzy Monster

KoolAde

Itchy

Desperate Housewife

Cooter

Gropey McGropester

BarKeep

Grumpy Bear

Nosy, Aren't We?

Music:

Anything the Great Leader tells me to listen to. Which this week includes Josh Groban and Mary J. Blige. Sometimes Oprah's taste does not please me.

Movies:

Lost Boys, Boner Jamz '03, Sophie's Choice. Clerks, The Crow, Pulp Fiction. Actually, most anything, as long as there's no Oscar contention involved, the obvious exception being Brokeback Mountain.

Television:

I spend my days cajoling my friends with cable to tiVo Heroes and Grey's Anatomy. Aside from that, it's Caillou on rabbit ears.

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Books:

If it's got sci-fi/fantasy softcore porn on the cover, I'm reading it. Vampire horror and short stories of any genre can keep me entertained. I've also been known to peruse reference books just for kicks, right before having my lunch money stolen.

Heroes:

Al Swerengen.

My Blog

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Not even one week after writing about it, and it's total lameness: You're fucking kidding me, right?
Posted by Cynosure on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 08:10:00 PST

No New Blog!

For my subscribed masses and their email indicators: Yes, I did post 3 new blogs tonight, but in reality, it was jsut me get my ass handed to me by [div] tags. It's just some stupid survey, and if you...
Posted by Cynosure on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:27:00 PST

Fucking Germans

I don't think this will be as hilarious to most of you as it is to me, but fuck off anyway; this is my shit. I came across this wonderfully horrible song by a Turkish group called Grup Tekkan. I don't...
Posted by Cynosure on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 09:12:00 PST

Gee thanks, Ron.

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. I...
Posted by Cynosure on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:39:00 PST

Thanks, I guess.

I got a package today. There it was, sitting so conspicuously on my front porch when I got home from another expectedly disappointing trip to McAlister's. I had been waiting for a week for&n...
Posted by Cynosure on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:42:00 PST

The Idiot

It's that time again, boys and girls! That's right-- another installation of Fuck! How GodAwful Can These Dates Get? We pick up where we left off, with our heroine (that's me, fool) leaving her last d...
Posted by Cynosure on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 04:00:00 PST

To Do List. (Not for minors or the easily offended- Flamesters, that means you)

All the things you've always wondered, but were afraid to ask:   Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms   Angry DragonImmediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back...
Posted by Cynosure on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:46:00 PST

Mwuhahahahaha

No big surprise here: You scored as Evil Genius. Your an evil genius! People better stay out of your way or its straight to the gas chambers when you take over!Evil Genius67%Hero60%Demon40%Normal Ave...
Posted by Cynosure on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:10:00 PST

Billy

When Snarch and I separated back in early summer of 2005, I had a brief fling with a fella who was everything I wanted him to be: smart, sexy, 'proficient', and perpetually absent. There's nothing lik...
Posted by Cynosure on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:13:00 PST

Supply Your Own Whitesnake Soundtrack

Alright, I'll start you off: "I don't know where I'm goinbut I sure know where I've beenhanging on the promises in songs of yesterday." If you can't take it from there, you obviously have better music...
Posted by Cynosure on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 08:43:00 PST