Simply Incorrigible...

My name is Corey to my friends and Mr. Cogswell to my students... At least that's what they call me to my face... Behind my back, it's probably a different story: perhaps names like "Sexy Beast", "Uber-Cool and Radical Superhero of Sarcasm and Intelligence", or "Jerk". Oh, and if you don't know what a Wuzzle is, look it up. And if you have stopped to look it up, then you are not reading this. So what I write from here on out is pointless. We'll now take a short intermission until you come back from wikipedia... (Elevator Music) Now that you're back... Aren't wuzzles neat? I mean, seriously, they're pretty freakin' cool. They're almost as cool as popples. We'll take another intermission while you now go back to wikipedia and look up popples... (Same Elevator Music as before (IT'S ALL THE SAME!)) Still pretty sweet, huh? Yeah they're both pretty lame. Sorry. Did I mention I'm also a liar and time-waster?Okay, that should have weeded off anyone without a sense of humor or anyone with a better sense of humor than mine. I'm a high school math teacher (Pre-calculus and Calculus) in Pearland and a playwright of several outlandish comedies having nothing to do with math, teaching, or Pearland. Gotta get my sanity somewhere... I've written three plays: "¿HunH?", "Sure, He's Not Fun, But Can He Cook?", and "Whirlpool of Intrigue". I'm currently working on a fourth, yet to be titled, masterpiece.I'm on this site for two reasons: 1. Peer Pressure. 2. To meet people. If you are a current student of mine, I have already met you in class and don't need to meet you online. That's just creepy. If you are a former student and have obtained that sacred and highly-respected high school diploma, then, yes, you may now request to be my friend. If I don't add you, then I don't like you and probably never did. Have a nice day. :)

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