The Adam Glass

Born a traveling man, there is a spectre haunting the world of modern man. The spectre is the spectre of The Adam Glass. Made of abandoned durango space ship parts, The Adam Glass was born in the forgotten foothills of Italy. Abandoned by his long lost creators, The Adam Glass was taken in by a lowly ninja wolf. For many a day, The Adam Glass suckled on the teat of this lowly predator while being taught great and wonderous things by the greatatstic minds of the universe; Leanardo Leanardo, Skeeter, The Tick and many many more. Finally matured and turned away from the mother wolf's teat, The Adam Glass set off into the world of yesterday. As he wandered the earth in search of a meaning, The Adam Glass, ragged but not beaten, stumbled upon a man. The man he found was the great, nearly forgotten, communist super rocker, Stalin McClain. This great and noble ultra red rocker gave unto The Adam Glass his Stalintastic rock powers. Bearing these unbelievable powers, The Adam Glass now seeks to rewrite the saga of ROCK. Will he succeed? Only time and a small marmoset named Steven will tell. I leave you with these fateful words... Everything you think you know you may in fact actually know. Meanwhile, you the listener may feel cold, alone, and a bit stupid. But no fear! The Adam Glass, using the word powers of the ocean and making the Rolling Stones sound like white noise, The Adam Glass seeks out all of you to be his bestest friends in the Galaxy of here! "How is this possible?", asks you. You are wrong! The only one who is right is The Adam Glass. His knowledge and ability leads the universe in a cape like fashion- classy, but still quite ridiculous.
(This profile is not managed by The Adam Glass personally, but by his Agent and Manager Julius P. Hanford. If you'd like to pass a message on to The Adam Glass, please try and say hello to him at his next show, where he will also gladly accept monetary donations and marriage proposals.)
For more live footage go to The Adam Glass on YouTube!