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Pretty Pretty Porter

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

i can generally be found outside. usually mountain biking,sea kayaking, or camping. other times i play video games. or read. i like to read. it's quiet and relaxing. reading calms my soul. sometimes i do this:

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My Blog

This link will change your life

I'm not kidding.  Good for hours, if not days of entertainment.  Might help if you are male.http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards/play/658/
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:25:00 GMT

All Safe and Sound in the Northwoods

I'm back in Washburn.  Kayaking, blah blah...saw a bear and cubs blah blah...got drunk...blah blah...verizon doesn't work up here so e-mail me if you want my number and my adress, especially if y...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 13:32:00 GMT

Leaving town early

I regret to inform u all that I will be leaving town much earlier than anticpated...like next friday.  I'll be going back to Wisconsin to lead kayaking tours again.  Let me know if anybody w...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 18:46:00 GMT

Bow down to the Almighty Department of Homeland Security

For those of you in Iowa, you already know the story (unless you live in a total media blackout).  For those living outside the state, the story is that on Tuesday Homeland Security conducted a r...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:12:00 GMT

complete and total mortification

are you ready to be mortified? check out this site.  my sugestion is to check out the Hall of Lame. http://www.getmortified.com/woe/
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 13:07:00 GMT

on death and dying -

i don't know why i'm writing this blog right now.  this is probably something that shouldn't be put up for public display and comment.  what i do know is that writing helps me.  like so...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 13:26:00 GMT

Effing $trick9 on an effing tuesday

 Hosted By: $trick9When: Tuesday Oct 03, 2006 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Vaudeville Mews212 4th StreetDes Moines, AL 50309USDescription:$trick9 As if you guys didn't already know.  It'll be a good...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:59:00 GMT

even ill mitch will like this one

www.masturbateforpeace.com don't question it. just go there.
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 20:54:00 GMT

there and back again

constant readers, the summer and my time here in anacortes are coming to an end.  my last day is this sunday. in a week this apartment once so full of kayaks, full of friends, full of t...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 22:52:00 GMT

Hey!! Look at this Pics!!

It took me a while, but i think i finally figure out how to postpictures on my blog. i feel all special and techno-geeky now. at any rate, this are the same pictures a customer of mine took and i post...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 13:19:00 GMT