for crying out loud |
Me: Hi, how are you today, all thingamabobs are buy one get one free
Customer: Really?
Me: Nope, just kidding! Had you going there didn't I? That's how I amuse myself all day, I just make up sales and...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:35:00 GMT |
Who's Blind? |
So apparently someone needs to get me a cane for my birthday because I've recently developed blindness.
First of all, if you are going to try to use someone else's driver's license to get your ears p...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:14:00 GMT |
By Request |
Here you go Julie:
Dick In A Box
And of course:
Box In A Box
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:21:00 GMT |
****Blog Removed***** |
Sorry had to take out the fight song. Embedded that damn MP3 and couldn't find the script to take it out. Oops. Sorry for the annoyance :)
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:56:00 GMT |
Another Phaedra Story |
I know I know, BORING. But oh well. You'll just have to deal with it because it's my blog damn it and I'll write what I want to.
So Bedu and I (that's Phaedra's nickname BTW, Bedu, pronouced BEE-do) w...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:59:00 GMT |
Random Ranting |
Dear Customer -
When I tell you "All" of something is on sale (example, all of our widgits are buy one get one free), please don't ask me about every single widgit in the store.
Me: "All of our widg...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 20:02:00 GMT |
Check out this video: Script Ohio |
Just wanted to share with all my Florida friends why they call the Ohio State Marching Band the "best damn band in the land!" You may think this video looks cool, but it's nothing compared to seeing i...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:38:00 GMT |
Grown out of the internet??? |
So I'm sitting here on Tuesday night, I had the day off today and I have the day off tomorrow (nice). Phaedra's sleeping, Aaron's sleeping, so I thought I would take advantage of this unusual situatio...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 17:47:00 GMT |
A Song For Mistreated Employees |
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/194476/jokei
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It speaks for itself. Classic.
P.S. I must have looked hungry today, because a customer left me half a cool wrap. That was so ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 20:23:00 GMT |
Special Request |
For all of you out there who have be clamoring for me to write a new blog, hope this makes your day.
Your Mom's House.
That's it. Something funny has to happen for me to write a good, entertaining blo...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:35:00 GMT |
