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lemmiwinks

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I GOT YO CHICKEN, BEEYOTCH! NYAH NYAH NYAH! I like to drive by KFC and press yo chicken's face to the car window and threaten to toss that ho-beast in the deep fryer.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You... in a dark alley with my suitcase full of candy corn! You best be there or it's curtains for the chicken!

My Blog

big bottomed girls make the world go round

The chicken finally woke up today and IMMEDIATELY started bitching about being hungry. So I backhanded the skeez and it quieted down. I guess another field trip to KFC is in order. The last time we...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2003 11:14:00 GMT

50 push-ups a day

I moved into the new compound. I had to leave in the dead of the night, as usual. Sometimes I think I'm going soft. This nomadic life is starting to get to me. But it'll all be over after I get th...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2003 10:56:00 GMT