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To every girl that is SCARED to
put her heart out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so badly.To every girl that has been
cheated on,
because she's not a slut
who gives it up to any guy.To every girl that
dresses cute,
not skanky.To every girl who
wants to be called
beautiful, not hot.To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for you.To every girl who gets her heart
broken, because he
chose that bitch instead.To every girl that would die
to have a decent boyfriend.To every girl who would just once
like to be treated like a princess.To every girl that won't get
down on her knees && open
her mouth just to get a boyfriend.To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.To every girl who
just wishes he cared more.To every girl who would just
once want a guy to give their
jacket up when they are cold.To every girl who
just wants him to call.To every girl who lies
awake at night thinking about him.To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without having sex.To every girl who shows how much
she cares and gets nothing back.To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually doesn't think it is funny.To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only and is having a rough
time along the way.To every girl that doesn't want
a guy who just plays with her
emotions but actually cares about
how she feels.To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions.To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.*If you are a nice girl repost this as: "To every girl."*If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl repost this as "to every girl
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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny." Agai! n, Br uce instantly replies, "Our allowance .. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a Month and that sh ould do us just fine."By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up With something that Bruce won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far."Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable
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They fell in love with the wrong personThey're MadThey're SadThey're ScaredThey're NervousThey're FrustratedThey're Missing someoneThey're AloneThey're happyThey're tired of abusive relationshipsTheir Heart Is brokenThey're in loveTheir souls have been tornThey met someone they cant haveThey have been cheated onThey hurt so bad insideThey feel unlovedThey found the perfect oneThey are finally being treated rightBOYS: If any girl you know is crying, and you see them, don't just stand there like an idiot and say you're sorry. Hold them, kiss them, and tell them everything will be ok, even if you have no idea what is wrong with them. Girls go through more drama than you can imagine! Girls just want to be held and know that someone cares about them.
Little Johnny was 7 years old and likeother boyshis age rathercurious.He had been hearing quite a bitabout 'making out'from the older boys, and he wonderedwhat it wasand how it was done.One day he took his question to hismother, whobecame rather flustered. Instead ofexplainingthings to Johnny, she told him to hidebehind thecurtains one night and watch his oldersister andher boyfriend.This he did. The following morning,Johnnydescribed EVERYTHING to his mother."Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked fora while,then he turned off most of the lights.Then hestarted kissing and hugging her. Ifigured 'Sis mustbe getting sick, because her face startedlookingfunny.He must have thought so too, because heput hishand inside her blouse to feel her heart,just theway the doctor would. Except he's not assmart asthe doctor because he seemed to havetroublefinding her heart. I guess he was gettingsick too,because pretty soon both of them startedpantingand getting all out of breath.His other hand must have been coldbecause heput it under her skirt.About this time 'Sis got worse and beganto moanand sigh and squirm around and slidedowntowardthe end of the couch. This was when herfeverstarted. I knew it was a fever, because Sistold himshe felt really hot.Finally, I found out what was makingthem sosick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside hispantssomehow. It just jumped out of his pantsandstood there, about 10 inches long,honest, anywayhe grabbed it in one hand to keep it fromgettingaway.When Sis saw it, she got really scared-hereyesgot big, and her mouth fell open, andshe startedcalling out to God and stuff like that. Shesaid itwas the biggest one she's ever seen; Ishould tellher about the ones down at the lake byour house!Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill theeel bybiting its head off.The eel spit on her facea little bit and then, All of a sudden shegrabbed itwith both hands and held it tight while hetook amuzzle out of his pocket and slipped itover theeel's head to keep it from biting again.Sis lay back and spread her legs so shecould geta scissor-lock on it and he helped by lyingon topof the eel. The eel put up a hell of afight.Sis started groaning and squealing andherboyfriend almost upset the couch. I guesstheywanted to kill the eel by squashing itbetweenthem.After a while they both quit moving andgave agreat sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sureenough,they killed the eel. I knew because it justhungthere, limp, and some of its insides werehangingout.Sis and her boyfriend were a little tiredfrom thebattle, but they went back to courtinganyway. Hestarted hugging and kissing her again. Bygolly,the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight upandstarted to fight again.I guess eels are like cats- they have ninelives orsomething. This time, Sis jumped up andtried tokill it by sitting on it. After about a 35minutestruggle, they finally killed the eel. I knewit wasdead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peelits skinoff and flush it down the toilet.Now that you've read it, post it and havegoodluckin "gettin' sum" forever...Ignore it, and U will have a bad sex life!!! SO REPOST THIS!!! WITH tHE TITLE HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX"Last Night" (feat. Keyshia Cole)[Diddy:] Last night, I couldn't even get an answer. Tried to call, But my pride wouldn't let me dial. And I'm sitting here, With this blank expression. And the way I feel, I wanna curl up like a child.I know you can hear me I know you can feel me I can't live without you God please make me better I wish I wasn't the way I am[Keyshia:] If I told you once, I told you twice, You can see it in my eyes. I'm all cried out, With nothing to say. You're everything I wanted to be. If you could only see, Your heart belongs to me. I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch. Come and set me free, Forever yours I'll be, Baby won't you come and take this pain awayyyyy.[Diddy:] Last night, I couldn't even get an answer. Tried to call, But my pride wouldn't let me dial. And I'm sitting here, With this blank expression. And the way I feel, I wanna curl up like a child.[Keyshia:] I need you, And you need me. This is so plain to see, And I will never let you go and, I will always love you so. I will... If you could only see, Your heart belongs to me. I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch. Come and set me free, Forever yours I'll be, Baby won't you come and take this pain awayyyyy.[Diddy:] Last night, I couldn't even get an answer. Tried to call, But my pride wouldn't let me dial. And I'm sitting here, With this blank expression. And the way I feel, I wanna curl up like a child.[Diddy:] Tell me the words to say, To make you come back, And work me like that. And if it matters I'll rather stay home, With you I'm never alone. Don't want to wait till you're gone, Let me be, just don't leave me.[Diddy:] Last night, I couldn't even get an answer. Tried to call, But my pride wouldn't let me dial. And I'm sitting here, With this blank expression. And the way I feel, I wanna curl up like a child.[Keyshia:] I need you, And you need me. This is so plain to see, And I will never let you go and, I will always love you so. I will... If you could only see, Your heart belongs to me. I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch. Come and set me free, Forever yours I'll be, Baby won't you come and take my pain awayyyyy.[Diddy:] Last night, I couldn't even get an answer. Tried to call, But my pride wouldn't let me dial. And I'm sitting here, With this blank expression. And the way I feel, I wanna curl up like a child.[Keyshia:] I'm so alone I'm soooo lonelyyyyy,Why don't you pick the phone, And dial up my number, And call me a baby, I'm waiting on you.Why don't you pick the phone, And dial up my number, Just call me a baby, I'm waiting on you.[Phone dialing and ringing] [Diddy:] Hello Hey waz-up I've been tryin' to reach you all night That shit ain't funny not picking up the mutha fucking phone Better stop fucking playing with a nigga's feelings like that You know how much I love you though right? But for them couple of seconds though, When I couldn't get in touch with you. I'm ready to come over your house and shoot that mutha fucker up You better fucking not be there when I get over that house [laughing] That's really how it goes down right?