Lucius

I wasn't born in 1988. But apparently there is a minimum of age 6 to be in here. Well I sure showed them. My name is Lucius. For all you inbreds out there it is pronounced "Loo-Shus". I was born this August. I am most likely a bastard child. But'll I'll be okay. I live with two kick ass owners, with the exception that they just brought a newbie to the family. I'm pretty sure he's gay. However he hasn't quite latched on to the litter box idea, but that's alright- less clumps for me to deal with. Plus I can bench more than he can, so I pretty much kick his ass. I'm a medium-long hair. I like killing things such as katy-dids, hornets, and any stupid toy that makes mechanical noises. My balls were cut off last week, frankly- I don't miss them. They were huge. Plus, I got to take some drugs that tripped me out. So it was an even trade. Once I have spent a little more than 3 months on this earth, I'm sure I'll have more interesting stories, but as for now- that about wraps it up.