Well if I could meet anyone it would have to be Captain Crunch! He is so happy and my guess is that it's because he has such a sweet wardrobe. Not only that, but he's always around kids (which is a bit freaky) but hey kids are fun. The first thing i would ask him is. "Hey Cap'n where did you find a crunch like that?" And the next, "What process do you have to go through to get the title Captain? because I've always dreamed about being Captain Joe."But seriously I'd like to meet him.