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Heather

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am a sensible, mature adult lmao hmmm yeah right...To be honest I do nothing. In fact all the time i contemplate doing something... but never get round to doing it lol I know i sound boring lol i probably am BUT I dont care.I am a firm believer that chavs either have a crab infestaion or no penis, that can be the only excuse for them having their hands down their tracksuits 24/7. NO Offence (i dont want to get beat by sticks on the way home now do i?) oh fuck it i did mean offence!!!Oh and apparently I am an illegal imigrant smurf, dont ask im still confused about that one.
Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?
People Envy Your Compassion
You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain.
People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them. What Do People Envy About You?Lmao now this i found amusing!!!
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test
You Are: 60% Dog, 40% Cat
You are a nice blend of cat and dog.
You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful.
And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long. Are You More Cat or Dog? MyGen Profile Generator
H Honorable
E Enjoyable
A Appreciative
T Talented
H Helpful
E Excellent
R Relaxing
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My Interests

Reading, writing, Music of all genres, films, historical moments in time, serial killers, cereal killers lmao oh and the worst, cheesy lines that dont make sense.Oh and of course going to the pub to socialise.

I'd like to meet:

boudicia, nero, oscar schindler, non-conformists, erm spot the dog, the hungry catapillar (he was ace did you see how much he could eat!).I enjoy people who can put up with me lol POOR POOR FELLOWS.If you are a middle class snob who thinks the most a working class can aspire to is a job in mcdonalds, i shall tell you now go get screwed. It takes more intellect than you think, not to go and ask mummy and daddy for money. I'm unemployed and i still can't ask them, reason being? well, they don't have any... Barstards lol.
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


75%

Goth

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Music:

A few of the artists i like; Nocturnal rites primal fear brainstorm The Cranberries the smiths thin lizzy journey Fleetwood mac dolly parton johnny cash Eva cassidy beautiful south feeder aerosmith ac/dc Blue oyster cult ELO Bonnie tyler alanis morrisette stereophonics manic street preachers mama and the papas Ray charles jerry lee lewis Musta talvi beethoven mozart chipmunks Aretha franklin suzanne vega phil collins Nirvana guns and roses black sabbath linkin park deftones sum 41 pod tenacious D Puddle of mud The jam toris amos kate bush the eagles REM headrush axis seal letters to cleo i'll think of more later to be honest i cant be arsed at the moment

Movies:

Taming of the shrew- elizabeth taylor Gone with the wind Hamlet-mel gibson Othello- lawrence fishborne A street car named desire Some like it hot Ghost The lost boys braindead sister act interview with the vampire

Books:

Jane eyre wuthering heights othello the taming of the shrew portrait of dorian gray nightingale and the rose ladies man the black velvet gown mirror image Worst women in history lady chatterlys lover (wahey)

Heroes:

Boudicia- now thats what women are about oscar schindler- major respect for alturism mr blobby- god have you seen his skin condition and he didnt care

My Blog

dillema

I know this seems kind of trivial but i havem't the foggyest how im going to wear my hair at the wedding *sighs exasperatedly* I know I know early worrier but i geuinely am at a loss.   x...
Posted by Heather on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:36:00 PST

ur 1st kiss

ur 1st kissBecause u opened this, u will get kissed on friday bythe person u love!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur life, soDO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVERELATIONSHIP...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:06:00 PST

omg i didnt like this test

Level 1(x) smoked a cigarette( ) smoked a cigar( ) done weed( ) kissed a member of the same sex(x) drank alcoholSO FAR: 2Level 2(x) are/been in love(x) been dumped( ) shoplifted( ) been fired(x) been ...
Posted by Heather on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 08:02:00 PST

BLOODSTOCK Outdoor 2006

My first ever festival and the main thing i can say is WHY DID I HAVE TO COME HOME GRRR.  Twas ace, all the people were fabulous and nocturnal rites were fucking awesome.  Thanks to everyo...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:50:00 PST

a blog virgin

Right this is the first time ive ever written a erm... blog... yeah thats it isnt it?? lol My life is going great at the moment... except for the interferring ex but that doesnt really matter does it...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:31:00 PST