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Jason

Shatner-esque

About Me


Sietch Tabr, Arrakis, Dune. Photoshop.
Illuminaparatus et Omnipolypse. Acrylic on canvas.
Shooting for "concept artsy, got "Bob Rossy." Photoshop.
Doodle. Photoshop.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the late, GREAT Prophet of Discordia, Pope Bob, himself: Robert Anton Wilson.
And maybe a little Grant Morrison from disinfocon...
A little Alex Jones with your breakfast.
David Copperfield Levitates across the Grand Canyon, Son!
Recently promoted to Green Lantern for sector 2813, as well as the new Moses for the Super Best Friends.
Other positions currently held:
Islamic Mahdi,
Mormon Prophet,
Jedi Master,
Ipsissimus of the Order of the Golden Dawn,
Jewish Annointed One,
ZenSunni Wanderer,
Scientologist OT IV,
Avatar of Krishna (Atman incarnate),
Buddhist Bohdisattva,
33rd Degree Mason,
Christian Mystic Saint,
Secret Chief,
A.:A.: 10=1,
Bene Gesserit Kwitzats Haderach,
Best Buy Media Associate,
Saruman the Many Colored,
Catholic Pope,
Gnostic Christ,
Zen Master,
Hindu Guru,
Vissarion's First Lieutenant,
Blood Elf Mage,
XII°Frater Superior, and Outer Head of the Order, Thelemic Ordo Templi Orientis,
Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses,
Author of The Urantia Book,
Author of The Voynich Manuscript,
Zoroastrian Magi,
Gandalf the Gray,
Gandalf the White,
Hierophant of Mithras,
Hierophant of Elusian Mysteries,
Aboriginal Chief Shaman,
Druidic Avatar of Wodin (Odinson),
Theosophical World Teacher,
Discordian Pope,
Prophet of the Reformed Branch Dividians,
Shriner Grand Master,
Egyptian Pharoah,
Roman Emporer,
Sol Invictus,
Morpheus,
Illuminator of the Orphic Mystery Sect,
Prophet of the Church of Bob Saget,
Cathar Perfecti,
Grand Boho of the Bohemian Grove,
Templar Knight,
Prime Minister of Starfleet Academy,
Sub-sub-genius of the Church of the Sub-Genius,
Ruler of Botswana,
Great Serpent of the Illuminati,
High Priest of Ba'al of the Covenant,
Unconquered Sun, and
God-Emperor of Dune.
My website.

My Interests

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From left to right: James Tiberius Kirk,Hunter S. Thompson, Robert Anton Wilson, Devin Townsend, Manly Palmer Hall, Duncan Laurie, Paul Laffoley, Philip K. Dick, Gandalf the Gray, Basil Fawlty, David Cross and Ken Wilber.

My Blog

The Montgomery Flea Market

I case you don't know already, the Montgomery Flea Market is the Appliance Direct/Family Auto Mart of Alabama. I was there. Eat it, noobs. I don't know who this Family For...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 16:36:00 GMT

The Occult Origins of Scientology

It's everywhere. It's on the tips of everybody's tongues. It is openly mocked and despised in all corners of society. That's right, party people&Scientology. The fascination this sci-fi space opera re...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:19:00 GMT

Extra-terrestrial Drone Sigil-Magic.

Over the past two years, the UFO phenomena has taken an unexpected turn. Beginning in 2006, residents of Birmingham, Alabama reported seeing a strange "dragonfly like" machine hovering and fluttering...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:06:00 GMT

Explosions at the Alcazar

So, a couple of weeks ago, Heather and I had the pleasure of seeing Explosions in the Sky live in St. Augustine at the Alcazar Café. The Alcazar Café is now a cathedral-esque museum but it was once t...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 13:45:00 GMT

Olaf Ragnor, the Trolls and the Golems

In Oslo, Norway, there is a curious memorial. It is a solemn remembrance of Olaf Ragnor and of what can be roughly translated as, "The Day of Small Horrors."Olaf Ragnor was a local carpenter and bard...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 13:31:00 GMT

Jareth Gouldley aka The Literat Feortan

For those with ears to hear.In 1914, the 26 year-old American Jareth Gouldley first came into contact with the Muja'fe Daleen. Apparently, he was taught for a space of 7-9 years the esoteric secrets ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:51:00 GMT

I got tagged...Alex...

Monkeyballs!!!! These are the rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 6 weird habi...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:23:00 GMT

My Celebrity Lookalikes pt. 1

That's right, r-tards...97% match to Johnny Depp. I have the modern androgynous appeal that melts the hearts of all genders.Read it and weep, losers.Keep it real.
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 15:53:00 GMT

Behold: Mr. John Daker!

Splendiferous!Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters... And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HA...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 17:39:00 GMT

By Request Only

Behold I speak a vision*: I am an Arab holy man and author. After turning in a book of sayings I have written and illustrated to the local prince or regent, I find myself in the wilderness.  W...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 20:01:00 GMT