RULES |
One.If you're ugly,stop acting like you don't know it.The captions under your picture that says"top model pose""sexy bitch""aren't i hot"doesn't convince anyone.Two.To the people who have like 25,000 ...
Posted by Jason Bourne on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:31:00 PST |
Drunk Dictionary |
Drunk Dictionary
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonT
hings That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:SpecificityCogit...
Posted by Jason Bourne on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 08:55:00 PST |
Letter to Bush |
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Posted by Jason Bourne on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 10:09:00 PST |
Memo to management |
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following Reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or holiday...
Posted by Jason Bourne on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:32:00 PST |
A naughty little poem |
A NAUGTY LITTLE POEM??
I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple...
Posted by Jason Bourne on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 06:31:00 PST |
