i'm awesome.
i love laughing to the point that i feel like i've been doing crunches all night long...
...if you can succeed at doing that for me, you'll earn some points in my book.
breathtaking.
so..
these are my best friends.
without them i'm miserable.
don't be jealous because we are the shit and you are not.
i love them.
ohhh whaattt.