"Joe Quinn. He's a little bit of this and that. He is definately one of them. You know. A little from column A, little from column B. He's a bit of alright. Sometimes his vagina itches since he likes to spend time at the beach, but hey. Don't we all? Don't we all? DON'T WE ALL?!?!? Well I hope you all read this and find out how great a guy Joey is. Everyone should add him to their friends list. Immediately. Do it. Do it. He'll give you his GQ pose if necessary. And it's hot. Joe is full of greatness. Like Glen Fry. He's done everything. The Eagles, Miami Vice, The Eagles.. everything. When you have a headache, call Joe, because he has the cowbell that is the cure for your disease."
-Dan Fiorentine
"Joe Quinn is an amazing blog writer! He surpasses the usual banter by interspersing humor with relevant social commentary. There is no other like this brother! He is the Tupac of Myspace! And From what I hear he can also run really fast. So all aboard the stud train that is Joe Quinn. Choo Choo!"
-Anthony Holmes
"Joe Quinn is a stellar young gentleman who can most frequently be found cruising around the greater Philadelphia area in his sweet ride blasting Sean Paul (only club remixes, of course). Joe is grounded and kind, but he attempts to give off the aura of having a huge ego. He is very competitive, especially when eating foot-deep piles of spicy Mexican black bean soup. His greatest strengths are his humor, intelligence, and record speed in the race to cream his pants (he wins every time). He is a real ladies' man, and the boy packs the goods to back up his smooth words. His phenomenal Lumberjack sense of style is uncannily authentic, and would trick the average person if it were not for his circa 1980 vintage dollar-store sunglasses. He befriends people of all ages, races, and socio-economic backgrounds. Overall, Joe Quinn is a fellow who one should rush to meet, greet, and keep in their life for as long as he chooses to bless them with his presence."
-Rachel Smith
"Joey Quinn is a lover of cheese. All cheese. You like cheese right? Does that make you a mouse? Stop worrying. Joe's not worried. He never worries. Joseph IS the cheese. Ever known a cheese to worry? The cheese is the best character on the show. What is there to worry about?
Now let me tell you about this young scrapper. One time, I saw this young cheese afficianado chop wood for 6 months on end. He never slept....nope, he just kept choppin' dat wood with a big smile painted on his weather beaten face. This boy never took a break, except maybe to occasionally wink at his momma. This is a guy who likes to fish, fart, file, flag wave.... why i reckon he'll do anything that begins with the letter "F". It's the gimmick God gave him. I've known this cowboy my whole dang life. He listens to Big and Rich for a reason yknow. He'll flip a coin and tell ya weather it landed on heads or tails. He's a straight-shooter. Let him kiss your baby. If he knocks at your door, open it and shake his hand. If you find him sleeping on your sofa, start rustlin' up some breakfast for Lordies sake! The boys hungry....and oh yea, he likes CHEESE on dem' scrambled eggs.....ya heard?"
-Mike Quinn
"You may know some things about Joe Quinn that you think shed some light on who he truly is. You may think you know him because he owns every import, b-side and rarity ever released by the band Oasis so you'd think him an anglophile. Not true, he is Red White and True Blue all the way. You may think him violent due to his proclivity towards rage driven hip hop. Not true for he is as gentle as a church mouse. The drinking...? Well, he does enjoy his spirits but only in the liveliest and happiest of fashions, no drunk driving and anti-semitic comments here. He is a man of the people, a man for all seasons, a man who enjoys the programming on the USA network for reasons that would escape the most astute of philosophers. So who is Joe Quinn right and true you ask? Well, he is my friend...who was sent to this planet from a far distant galaxy. Once here, empowered by the rays of our yellow sun, he fights a never ending battle for truth, justice, and the American way...which he'll get to fighting any day now."
-John Keefer
"Joseph John Peter Quinn... what can I say that hasn't been said before? I once slept with the corpse of Herbert Hoover's pet hamster. Nevermind, back to Sloseph. Joe Quinn is the type of guy you can call up in the middle of the day and tell him he's driving you to New Jersey to play mini-golf and he'll be over in a couple of minutes. Joe's the type of guy who loves his basement, but he allows it to be one of the most fun places to hang out. He's the Gallant to my Goofus. He's the good idea to my bad idea. He's a mental midget, with the brain of a giant. I can think of no greater fromer special olympian than my good friend and compadre Joseph John Peter Quinn. By the way, he's such a good man that he let me re-name him. What a guy."
-Matthew Bosco
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