Cael Marcus - ProfilesArchive

About Me

its pronounced like kyle, but spelled c-a-e-l because i am a sissyboi. a sexxy sissyboi. and you have no idea what sexxy is until you have seen me in a tuxedo. goddamn, i am a hottie! i can't even post a photo of me in a tux. i don't want folks to go blind from the sheer amount of masterbating they'd be compelled to do. also, i am terribly humble.
but really, i am that guy who is too nice for his own good, sometimes. and i have a hard time saying "no" a cutie armed with batting eyelashes and a pouty mouth. i love to laugh uproariously almost as much as i love to hug my friends. and i have an Ikea kids rainbow tent over my bed. i think that about covers it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

joy bryant, zoe saldana, christine lakin or nicole richie after a month of eating ribs, corn on the cob, potato salad and collard greens.
paris hilton, so i can punch her in the neck.
giovonnie samuels, so i can show her how strong my back really is.
ellen degeneres, so i can apologize for that short period of "stalking" her.
nice gurls who realize how unmistakably sexy i am.
wussy boys who have an uncontrollable urge to make lifelong commitments to trannyfags...especially big black trannyfags with curly naps.
any single, passionate, intellegent and articulate gurl or boi in los angeles who can look past the fact that i don't look hollywood, but i am obviously the "best-boifriend-ever" just waiting to be found.

My Blog

long awaited update

just in case you wondered, i survived my third spine surgery and a tumultuous stay at White Memorial Hospital. after a tri-level decompression and fusion at two levels, i am feeling pretty damne...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:56:00 GMT

surgery

hey y'all--your favorite tranny boi is having spine surgery on monday, december 10, 2008. that's right, surgery number three. my awesome surgeon will be fusing three levels of my lumbar spine (L3-L4...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:52:00 GMT

for all my girls who get accused of flirting...

Sources: Barista Not Actually Flirting With YouSAN FRANCISCO;Though she greets you every morning with a smile, sometimes chats with you, and makes sure the chocolate syrup is evenly....onion_embed {ba...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:57:00 GMT

homelessness awaits...

as i stand on the brink of homelessness in los angeles for the second time in my life, i realize that i also stand on a shore of possibility. i know that no matter where i sleep in this city, i am ho...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:16:00 GMT

too much worry?

okay, so today i will write an actual entry. i am watching the pilot episode of DEXTER on SHOWTIME ON DEMAND and trying to distract myself from my own mind. a friend of mine recently told me that i ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:09:00 GMT

best. cable news. ever.

Panda Demands Abortion
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 20:28:00 GMT

queer serbia...

THIS ARTICLE IS TAKEN FROM WWW.AFTERELLEN.COMMarija Serifovic Wins 2007 Eurovision Song Contestby Sarah Warn, Editor in ChiefMay 13, 2007In a televised event watched by 100 million people around the w...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:18:00 GMT

the onion rawks...

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Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 21:31:00 GMT

genius...

today's quote:"We are connected in ways that transcend Firewire."
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 17:12:00 GMT

megapod

so, anyone who knows me well and has hung out with me in the past couple of years knows that the love of my life is Megapod, my fourth generation color display ipod (which just happens to be autograph...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 19:09:00 GMT