I was built in America's Heartland (Tijuana, Mexico) in 2998 at Mom's Friendly Robot Company, and my primary function is to bend girders. I am a chain-smoking, gambling, whore-mongering, alcoholic kelptomaniac. I'm looking for that special fem-bot who is interested in exposing her circuits to me, or at least who wants me to void her warranty all night long. I'm not interested in dating humans--I hate robosexuals--unless you're rich.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Someone other than you, chump! Or Calculon, star of All My Circuits. Or Lucy Liu.
