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oh my fucking god this is hysterical
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:28:00 GMT |
Prison and Work |
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK...........you s...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:34:00 GMT |
Apples and Wine |
Apples and WineWomenare like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they areafraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:32:00 GMT |
For those of us who have children |
ok everyone, i went through my email, and thought it was super cute. so here it is, i'm sure everyone can relate in some way.
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To those of us who ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 15:36:00 GMT |
dark blue |
"Dark Blue"I have (I have) you breathing down my neck (breathing down my neck)I don't (don't know) what you could possibly expect under this condition soI'll wait (I'll wait) for the ambulance to come...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:58:00 GMT |
immigration laws |
Immigration Laws....
1. If you migrate to this county, you must speak the native language 2. You have to be a professional or an investor. No unskilled workers allowed. 3. There will be no spe...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 09:18:00 GMT |
so i have this best friend.... |
So my best friend, i've known her since first grade, was dating this guy, for the past two years. he is a total flake, and they "broke up" on valentines day. well now they are back together,so i know ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:54:00 GMT |
