Jerrad

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I love going to shows or drinking in a pub with good jukebox. It's a struggle to survive... or is it a snuggle to survive? Think about it. I can't afford to not unsnuggle. Thats all I'm saying.I'm putting together a cover band that will be ZZ Top music but with Easy-E lyrics. It will be called Easy Top or ZZ Easy. It's probably one of the best idea's of all time. We'll play low key stuff like Sizzler salad bar and high school dances.[ he walks over to a table to pour the champagna into two glasses ] You know, champagna is not champagna unless it comes from the province of Champagne. I learned that in Bartending School. [ bring their champagne to the settee ] Sit, please. [ hands his visitor her glass ] Forgive me if my hungry eyes feast on the banquet of your sumptious decolletage. [ champagne is thrown in his face ] The champagna you have thrown stings my eyes. You are a fiery vixen. You have a spirit.. like a frolicksome colt. [ glass is held before him ] Ah! I see you have changed your mind about the champagna. No one can long resist the lure of those delicate bubbles.. [ reaches for the bottle ] ..each whispering the same message of love. [ the champagne is again thrown in his face ] Throw champagne in my face once, shame on you. [ adjusts his soaked fake moustache ] Throw champagna in my face twice, shame on me. Very well. I will find the glove. -Christopher Walken cracks me up.