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Rob

Gay midgets come out of cupboards.

About Me


You Are 60% Lady
You're part lady, part modern woman.
Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly. Are You A Lady?

How evil are you?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

In no particular order:Wes Borland, Danny Carey, Douglas Adams, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Einstein, Jesus, Hitler, and everyone at the Little People of America National Convention.

Music:

The Goodyear Pimps are the greatest band ever. 2 Skinnee J's, The Dirty Americans, Wes Borland, Audioslave (Tom Morello is kick ass), Bouncing Souls, Black Light Burns, Dislocated Styles, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Group X (if you know about these guys, we'll get along instantly), Lost Prophets, Mindless Self Indulgence, myDownfall, Bionic Jive, D'z Nutz, Pennywise, Rancid, Guttermouth, Nonpoint, Op Ivy, Project 86, Quarashi, Rage Against The Machine, Anti-Flag.There are lots more, but that's a start. Pop-punk is the worst thing ever.

Movies:

Fight Club, Seven, Evil Dead Trilogy, The Matrix Trilogy, Quentin Tarantino (minus Kill Bill), Sam Raimi, Bubba Ho-Tep, Tim Burton, David Fincher, SLC Punk, The Shawshank Redemption, Manhunter (Brian Cox Anthony Hopkins), Braveheart...holy crap, too many to name.

Television:

South Park and The Daily Show. Everything else on tv should be taken off and replaced with Matt Stone and Trey Parker 24/7.

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk and Douglas Adams. The Boys Next Door. Really, anything that makes me giggle or has some kind of overlooking satirical view of society.

Heroes:

Janitors. They do all the dirty work so I don't have to.

My Blog

Attention fans of Bruce Campbell

They're making a prequel to Bubba Ho-Tep.  It's called Bubba Nosferatu and the Curse of the She-Vampires.  It has Paul Giamatti and Bruce Campbell in it.  You can't lose.  It will ...
Posted by Rob on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:18:00 PST

An interesting thing happened the other day

    I was in Walmart the other day because...really, what else is there to do in Laramie on a Tuesday night?  I happened to be walking by the electronics section when I saw one of ...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:25:00 PST

Why I hate my job

For those of you that don't know, I work for Verizon. I just had a "customer" in my store. I say customer in quotes because she wasn't the account holder. She had a phone that was activated with&...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

I have a sirius beef

Does anybody else hear listen to satellite radio?  I'm not a subscriber because most of the music I listen to isn't on ANY kind of radio, but I do "sell" it at work.  By "sell" I mean that w...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 02:23:00 PST

Ha!

I just found this website.  It's awesome.  It's also the second time tonight I've made a humorous reference to the holocaust.  Sweet.http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/
Posted by Rob on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:11:00 PST

What the hell happened?

I went to a Mindless Self Indulgence concert about a week ago.  I've seen them once before, and they're hands down the best live show you could possibly ask for.In case you're not familiar with t...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:50:00 PST

This is normal

During the course of regular conversation at work with a coworker, I coined this gem:   My ass is so hairy, I don't take shits.  I give birth to Furbys.   That is all....
Posted by Rob on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:45:00 PST

Full Contact Miniature Golf

I haven't posted anything in a little while, so I figured that I'd post something because I'm bored and waiting for something to download.  So here you go.  Full rules to full contact miniat...
Posted by Rob on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:16:00 PST

Ok, this is riduculous

I took this picture off my balcony about 15 minutes ago.  It's snowing like crazy, and it's May 4.  Well, May 5 now, I guess.  What the fuck?  Cereally........
Posted by Rob on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:02:00 PST

This is awesome

I've found the best shirt ever.  For those of you that get it...you'll probably agree.  It will be mine in the near future....
Posted by Rob on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:21:00 PST