In no particular order:Wes Borland, Danny Carey, Douglas Adams, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Einstein, Jesus, Hitler, and everyone at the Little People of America National Convention.
The Goodyear Pimps are the greatest band ever. 2 Skinnee J's, The Dirty Americans, Wes Borland, Audioslave (Tom Morello is kick ass), Bouncing Souls, Black Light Burns, Dislocated Styles, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Group X (if you know about these guys, we'll get along instantly), Lost Prophets, Mindless Self Indulgence, myDownfall, Bionic Jive, D'z Nutz, Pennywise, Rancid, Guttermouth, Nonpoint, Op Ivy, Project 86, Quarashi, Rage Against The Machine, Anti-Flag.There are lots more, but that's a start. Pop-punk is the worst thing ever.
Fight Club, Seven, Evil Dead Trilogy, The Matrix Trilogy, Quentin Tarantino (minus Kill Bill), Sam Raimi, Bubba Ho-Tep, Tim Burton, David Fincher, SLC Punk, The Shawshank Redemption, Manhunter (Brian Cox Anthony Hopkins), Braveheart...holy crap, too many to name.
South Park and The Daily Show. Everything else on tv should be taken off and replaced with Matt Stone and Trey Parker 24/7.
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk and Douglas Adams. The Boys Next Door. Really, anything that makes me giggle or has some kind of overlooking satirical view of society.
Janitors. They do all the dirty work so I don't have to.