Holy shit old people, stop being so poignant. |
I'm walking to work, when across my path rolls a probable war veteran on a creaky wheelchair, well thumbed bible atop dirty blanket atop probable cobwebbed crotch, edging closer to the butch...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:48:00 GMT |
Observations from the Gift Shop halfway up the Sydney Harbour Bridge Pylon Lookout Museum |
People buy the stupidest shit. Also, kids need to stop asking questions, and buying things. School-groups full of kids = *Shag explodes, bits of viscera and brain hit the keyboard alksj...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:45:00 GMT |
My reply to Nina's request, and Sophie's Blog re: Tour De Dance 8 Blog |
It needed more Sean Paul songs I hadn't heard before, unflatterring costumes, Asian Pharells, non size zero pussycat dolls, empty seats, Security guards who would let anybody backstage, in-joke filled...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:44:00 GMT |
My Bad Circulation/ My Unruly Mane |
In Summer/ when it hot, I hold an ice-filled tumbler to my soles. Tonight, I held a mug of tea similarly. Also, I can't stop cutting my hair.
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:16:00 GMT |
Reply |
No.
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:29:00 GMT |
The following things have happened to me recently: |
Heard violins, briefly (from somewhere) as I was falling asleep (alone) and momentarily wondered if I was a character in a film.Was bathing, sweating, and identifying with a 14 yo private school girl ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:56:00 GMT |
Come to my Exhibition/ Get laid tonight. |
I'm one half of The Baker-McMullan Art-Making Juggernaut, and we've got an exhibition entitled 'November 18' opening this Wednesday, Feb 14 (Geddit?) 6-8pm, at Blanco Negro/ Somedays, 72B Fitzroy st s...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 04:08:00 GMT |
A snappy answer to a spam-email's title |
"We specialise in getting you laid!"I'm glad someone does!
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 21:07:00 GMT |
No Scrubs |
I don't want no Scrubs.A Scrub is a [comedy/shock band] who [are not funny/shocking].Hanging out the passenger side of [their not inconsiderable combined celebrity/music connections],trying to [what? ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 21:12:00 GMT |
There's a slug in my bathroom sink. |
There have been slugs all over our walls for decades, but finding one in the bathroom sink is a little confronting. Like catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, bare; you just feel vulnerable.I ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 04:55:00 GMT |
