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I was a fiend before I became a teen I melted microphone instead of cones of ice cream Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated 'Cause I grabbed the mic and try to say, " Yes y'all!" They tried to take it, and say that I'm too small Cool, 'Cause I don't get upset I kick a hole in the speaker, pull the plug, then I jet Back to the lab ...without a mic to grab So then I add all the rhymes I had One after the other one, then I make another one To dis the opposite then ask if the brother's done I get a craving like I fiend for nicotine But I don't need a cigarette, know what I mean? I'm raging, ripping up the stage and Don't it sound amazing 'cause every rhyme is made and Thought of, Cuz it's sort of...an addiction, Magnatized by the mixing Vocals, vocabulary, your verses, you're stuck in The mic is a drano, volcanoes erupting, Rhymes overflowing, gradually growing Everything is written in the cold, so it can coin- cide, my thoughts to guide, 48 tracks to slide The invincible, microphone fiend Rakim Spread the word, 'cause I'm in E-F-F-E-C-T A smooth operator operating correctly, But back to the problem, I gotta habit, You can't solve it, silly rabbit The prescription is a hypertone that's thorough when I fiend for a microphone like herion Soon as the bass kicks, I need a fix Gimme a stage and a mic and a mix And I'll put you in a mood or is it a state of unawareness? Beware, it's the reanamator! A menace to a microphone, a lethal weapon An assasinator, if the people ain't stepping You see a part of me that you never seen When I'm fiending for a microphone, I'm the microphone fiend...

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Another Night

I snapped off the TV and walked out onto my front porch. Fish sticks baked in the oven and the house was filled with the smell of damp cod. The evening news had an expose on Courtney Love and her pu...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 14:23:00 GMT

A Punch in the Gut as Therapy

I didn't wash my pants. Not technically. And I had put a whole lot of stock in my 'dirty pants equals sobriety theory'. So it's hard to account for the fact that I used at 90 days and fucked up a ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:05:00 GMT

Considering My Role As A Guero Loco

             I've never claimed to be all that sane.  In the grand scheme of things, and I am quite capable at looking at the big picture, I ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:00:00 GMT

Bacon, Eggs, Dom & Earl

Dom and Earl went to a neighborhood diner to catch up on old times.  They went way back and had run into each other at the museum a few weeks before.  Earl had been spending his time in the ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:43:00 GMT

Rolling the Dice on Girls and Bikes

             Sometimes I think I need a special lady friend.  I believe that I am just as eligible as anyone else when it comes to a relatio...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:21:00 GMT

Looking For God On a Grilled Cheese Sandwich

             A spiritual experience can be a funny thing.  To a degree that I am almost instantly skeptical of someone who claims to have had...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:59:00 GMT

Ode to My Hat. RIP

             It was one of those days not unlike any other.  The thing that I had going in my favor, maybe, was my perspective.  My pers...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:30:00 GMT

Fuck It... I Love AA

             I go to Alcoholics Anonymous.  It is my unfortunate lot.  It's not a sentence that was dispensed at the end of a bony fing...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 22:05:00 GMT

If You Think Huffing Paint is Bad, Try Some NyQuil

             I was never a very good dope fiend.  My experience shows me as much.  And I say this because I've known some righteous dope...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 23:41:00 GMT

I loved the dirt when I was a kid; and it aint so bad now.

             Times are hard.  I've got no favors to call in, no skill or trade to fall back on, no sure fire money making ideas that don't in...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:03:00 GMT