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Pat*Z with a Z!

Today I'm giving out lollipops and ass-whoopins and I'm all out of lollipops.

About Me


patrick --
[adjective]:

Visually addictive

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
I'm a Scorpio with a capital "S". I love my life... even when I joke that I don't. I honestly have the best friends, have had the best experiences, have known love (and lost it), and I know that if I died tomorrow, I would die fulfilled. That said, I live life to the fullest. I sprint the last mile on the treadmill. I double fist at last call. I want to finish strong.

My Interests

the beach, sailing, horseback riding, working out, outdoorsy things, theatre, performing arts, movies, galleries, museums, hiking, reading, dancing, clubbing, traveling, partying, hanging out with friends...

I'd like to meet:

Someone to travel the rest of the world with, people who smile at strangers, and people who make me laugh.

Please... love your mama.


If you're having a bad day, watch on.

This shit cracks me up!

Nostalgia...
If this doesn't make you want kids, you are a heartless, heartless bastard.

Music:

Nickel Creek, Black Eyed Peas, Kelly Clarkson, Christina Agulera (at least her new stuff), Ben Folds, Coldplay, anything I can sing along to...

Movies:

Garden State, Mean Girls, Kill Bill, Eulogy, A.I., Neverending Story, Edward Scissorhands, Romy and Michele, A Nightmare Before Christmas, Singin' in the Rain.

Television:

Project Runway (junkie!), Golden Girls (double junkie!!)

Books:

Running with Scissors, The Alchemist (people... this book changed my life!!)

Heroes:

Britney -- I hope she makes it back to us in one piece!!
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My Blog

Why I Believe in Heaven

"Why I Believe in Heaven" - a true story by Patrick O'Herron   My grandmother, Kathleen O'Herron, passed away on December 30, 2006, a month and a half after her 93rd birthday.  This is a tr...
Posted by Pat*Z with a Z! on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:24:00 PST

Pet Peeves

A dear friend of mine recently said, "I am a die-hard subscriber to your blog and you haven't posted anything lately!"  So... here goes. :-) Today I was involved in a big group training for blah ...
Posted by Pat*Z with a Z! on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:24:00 PST

My Overnight Experience and the Aftermath

As many of you already know, part of my training to become a full-fledge manager at Abercrombie & Fitch requires me to go through three nights of training with the overnight team.  Now, we al...
Posted by Pat*Z with a Z! on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:39:00 PST

TRUE.com

Is anyone else seeing these e-mercials for TRUE.com on their Myspace homepage with the tittie-bitch who either drinks water or eats ice cream or dances while chatting on her laptop??  They make m...
Posted by Pat*Z with a Z! on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:58:00 PST

Do not disturb!

Ok, to set up this one, I like the Golden Girls A LOT, okay?  I do.  I'm not ashamed to admit it.  Whatever.  It's a great show!!  And I live alone, so I often pop in a Golden...
Posted by Pat*Z with a Z! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:34:00 PST

Excuse YOU!

Have you ever noticed that when we can't understand what someone else is saying, we say, "excuse me," or, "I beg your pardon"?  My question is this: why is it my fault?  Isn't it YOUR fault ...
Posted by Pat*Z with a Z! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

Bath Towel Conundrum

Have you ever thought about your bath towel?  I mean REALLY thought about it? It seems to be common practice by most to use your bath towel for a couple days, then throw it in the hamper.  A...
Posted by Pat*Z with a Z! on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

I hate the Easter Bunny

I don't know if you've heard, but I have a great new job at A&F.  However, on this Easter Sunday, I can't help but sit and think how much greater the Easter Bunny's job is.  I mean he ho...
Posted by Pat*Z with a Z! on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:55:00 PST

I believe that children are our future.

Now, usually I post something silly and funny, but this is just a little heart-warmer -- true story. My landlady lives right across the hall from me with 4 kids, two of which are twins aged approximat...
Posted by Pat*Z with a Z! on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:15:00 PST

Jobless, Penniless, and FREE!

Day 3... no job.  Long story short, I resigned from my job in NYC for another job and the new job fell through -- BASTARDS.  Hard life lesson learned: anything that isn't a defininite YES is...
Posted by Pat*Z with a Z! on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST