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Rebel Scum

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

About Me

THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS ME UP:
'When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that:
"Have ya paid your dues, Jack?"
"Yes sir, the check is in the mail."'
-- Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) - Big Trouble In Little China
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
-- Dr. Hunter S Thompson
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
-- Ash (Bruce Campbell) - Army of Darkness
"When I'm not employed killing perfect strangers,
I'm an out of work drunk."
-- Col. Allen Faulkner (Richard Burton) - The Wild Geese
"What is best in life? Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women."
-- Conan The Barbarian
"Life's a grave... Dig it!"
-- Wednesday 13
"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."
-- James Dean
"There's a plague of locusts upon us and there's a nightmare in the swarm. There's a lion out in the desert slouching towards Bethlehem to be born again.
Backstreet's back... alright."
-- Electric Six
"In the world I see, you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."
-- Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) - Fight Club
my beautiful wife, diana! kwaagala nyo! you rock!

My Interests

killing zombies.
(I loathe the undead)
debauchery of any kind.
better living through chemistry.
drinking before 9am.
self destruction.
I generally abhor women.
in addition, I also hate emo kids, cops, dirty smelly hippies and pinko commie bastards!
My long-term goal is to become a Space Pirate.

I'd like to meet:

Already met Wednesday 13 and crew! good times! they rock!

"When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you."
--Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music:

Wednesday 13 , Murderdolls, Frankenstein Drag Queens, Bourbon Crow , Marilyn Manson , Rolling Stones, Jimmy Buffett, Tupac, The White Stripes, Electric Six, Portishead, GWAR, Lynard Skynard, Willie Nelson, Pink Floyd, Guns N Roses, Tom Petty, Bob Marley, Metalica, Norah Jones, Jimi Hendrix, 2 Live Crew, Allman Brothers. Nine Inch Nails, DVDA, Avenged Sevenfold, Tommy James and The Shondells, White Zombie/Rob Zombie, The Beatles, Rage Against The Machine, Elvis, Red Hot Chili Peppers (old), Tenacious D, Terry Reid, Snoop Dogg (old), Creedence Clearwater Revival, Trick Daddy, Dr Hook, The Doors, Prodigy, Van Morrison, Lords of Acid, Johnny Cash, Outkast, Ol Dirty Bastard, Queens of The Stoneage, Content 2 Drown, & anything else that's caustic.

Movies:

Army of Darkness, Evil Dead I and II, Red Dawn, Fight Club, Bubba Ho-Tep, Devil's Rejects, Caddyshack, Big Trouble in Little China, 300, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Tombstone, Unforgiven, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Team America, The Good &middot The Bad &middot And The Ugly, Lord of The Rings, Office Space, Conan The Barbarian, Any Given Sunday, Payback, Clerks 2, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Club Dread, Brain Candy, Boondock Saints, The Shining, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight, Air America, Domino, Indiana Jones, Lord of War, The Last Samurai, Dawn of The Dead & All Zombie & Horror Movies

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Cowboy Bebop, Hellsing, Chappelle's Show, Aquateen Hunger Force, The Tick, Da Ali G Show, & The Boondocks

Books:

Hagakure, The Dark Tower Series and anything else by Stephen King, FM 7-8, Pslams 137:9, Revelations 6:8 and 13:18, The Zombie Survival Guide, & Soldier of Fortune Magazine

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell ,
Roland Deschain, Cthulhu,
Chuck Norris
Dr. Hunter S Thompson, Jack Burton, Longinus, Jose Cuervo, Eric Cartman, Spike Spiegel, The Ninja Turtles, Godzilla, Beer,
Satan: The Original Rebel,
Southern Comfort, Dr. Albert Hofmann,
THIS GUY,
AND OF COURSE,
HULK HOGAN:
A REAL AMERICAN! ROCK-A-MANIA!!!

My Blog

treasure map


Posted by Rebel Scum on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:06:00 PST

ATTN: FUTURE SPACE PIRATES

-we are currently taking resumes from skilled, motivated, and like-minded personal to rally aboard the S.S. Awesome (name change pending) to plunder the multiverse.-we are also looking for investors t...
Posted by Rebel Scum on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:31:00 PST

**Wednesday 13 pics! Munich Show & Portland Bar**

yo yo yoheres some pics from theWednesday 13 concert I went to here in Munich(I met/partied with the band in portland and they put us on the guest list for the Germany show, rock on guys!)the concert ...
Posted by Rebel Scum on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:04:00 PST

6/6/06

(yes I authored this! so if you steal it, give some credit!) [myspace.com/PR13ST  -  Patrick (Satan's Poster Child) Murphy] I've been waiting for this day for many years 6/6/06  &n...
Posted by Rebel Scum on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:20:00 PST