Aisles or asses... |
Continental flight 709JFK to IAH, 6:30 p.m.The aisles have gotten smalleror asses have gotten bigger.Last row aisle of the plane sat I.Bathroom behind.Tried to sleep.22 1/2 rumps bumped my left should...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 22:37:00 GMT |
Old blonde parrot... |
Continental Airlines flight 709JFK to IAH, 9:34 p.m.An old blonde parrotgawked down the aisle27 minutes before touchdown.This wrinkled parrot was skinny.I thought--how could she be?With all of the hea...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 22:53:00 GMT |
Subway eats the little-old-lady... |
~9:04 pm, 2 train uptown, red, sometime last weekEach train has 8 incisorsthat eat peopleusually during rush hour.Subways know that there are a lot of people in the morning,so they feed,then slither f...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:52:00 GMT |
Droopy Eyes... |
August 21, 2007, 8:46 pm, Union Square, yellowSubway station underneath the streets of NYCI sit and write, awaiting the train.I enjoy sitting and observing Us.A moment changedevery time the doors open...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:42:00 GMT |
business cards... |
Before,I always thoughtAbout what words and titles would beon my first business cardUntil I realizedthat I could make my own.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:56:00 GMT |
$2.00... |
Wall Street, 4-train uptown...A Wall Street man in a suitSat next to a homeless manThey both paid $2.00
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:43:00 GMT |
Toilet Paper Argument... |
New York CityAstoria, QueensPseudo-thug, hispanic male,older yet young of age, wastalking to his girlfriend on the phone.A heavy Queens accent followed."Yo girl! I didn't mean to throw that toilet pap...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 14:15:00 GMT |
Bananas and Macaroni... |
A great Mexican meal was abruptly disrupted,when I felt a deluge of cool water fall from the waitress' tray on my back andthe backs of the 2 friends sitting next to me.No big deal, I thought, until a ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:45:00 GMT |
Pavarotti and Jesus... |
Starbucks, Queens, NYC.Christmas is jingle jangling.What is a "spring, ting, ting-a-ling too"?All was well and good until Pavarotti started singing"Hero" by Mariah Carey in Italian.I had a nervous bre...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:41:00 GMT |
Orange & Cheese Sandwiches... |
A woman asked me today if I'd been saved.I told her I didn't have any coupons.People, people.Run down stairs.-Next stop 59th & Lexington.-Stand clear of the closing doors please.A character entered th...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 00:42:00 GMT |
