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Cool Ass Mr. Burns

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About Me

Almost dying puts a lot of things in perspective. It allows you the presence of mind to acknowlege the things that are important, call them for what they are, and let go of the bullshit....because in a matter of seconds..woooof! That shit is gone in flames. So about me, or at least what's important. I love my wife, my boy, and my boy on the way! I work, love, and play hard. Have moments as a bad ass horn player. I golf, bowl, and in the process of mastering chillin'.

My Interests

Basketball, baseball, golf, bowling, music...the usual shit.

I'd like to meet:

Cool ass people. All haters will shot at close range. Huge caliber ammo too...

Music:

U name it ...i listen to it...besides the garbage..you know what it is.

Movies:

Anything violent or funny

Television:

The simpsons, 24, The Boondocks...shit like that

Books:

anything informatiove, poetry, current events ect

Heroes:

People who use common sense, people who are conosiderate

My Blog

Wedding Madness

As many of you know...I was reciently married on Nov 11th.  A great time was had by all who attended.  For those that did not attend I leave you this....I am now aware how much of a hassle i...
Posted by Cool Ass Mr. Burns on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:09:00 PST

Stooz's fuckin agua

If you are ever with stooz ank him for some water...he's got the best damn water in town hands down...dowse yo muthafukkun self!
Posted by Cool Ass Mr. Burns on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:50:00 PST

tasty 90's

...son what up with alf, the justice league, webster, fuckin now or laters (mystery mix mutha fukka....ding dong ditch..hide and go get it.....super soakers...zelda and mega man......big ass hershey i...
Posted by Cool Ass Mr. Burns on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:25:00 PST

God's quirky Joke

Ever notice how if you cant achieve a middle ground you're either retarded or insane?  Sevantism is a genius level classification that means that you are exceptionally gifted in a certain area of...
Posted by Cool Ass Mr. Burns on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:24:00 PST

Not sure... but I heard S!@.$@n boned a black woman

I'm not sure, but that's just what i heard.  All I know is he hasen't been himself lately.  Usually he's a lil' outta sorts.  Not usually on the same wavelengths as the rest of us. ...
Posted by Cool Ass Mr. Burns on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:56:00 PST

what the fuck?

What the fuck?  i find myself saying that at least 20 times a day.  Stupid ass people doing the stupid shit that they do...what the fuck?  The stupid kid who doesn't move up in the...
Posted by Cool Ass Mr. Burns on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 12:25:00 PST