"OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE LOST, I MISS MY MIND THE MOST!!!!!"
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT CAMEL TOE BLAKE:Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Camel Toe pajamas.Simply by pulling on both ends, Camel Toe can stretch diamonds back into coal.Camel Toe doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.Camel Toe can slam a revolving door.There is no such thing as global warming. Camel Toe was cold, so he turned the sun up.Camel Toe did in fact, build Rome in a day.Once you go Toe, you are physically unable to go back.Camel Toe doesn't play god. Playing is for children.Camel Toe can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.Some kids play Kick the can. Camel Toe played Kick the keg.Camel Toe recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.Camel Toe was what Willis was talkin' about.Camel Toe can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.Camel Toe can judge a book by its cover.Camel Toe invented the internet… just so he had a place to store his porn.Camel Toe does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.Camel Toe smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Camel Toe's personal chef.Camel Toe is the reason why Waldo is hiding.Camel Toe uses a night light. Not because Camel Toe is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Camel Toe.When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Camel Toe.Camel Toe once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Camel Toe.Everybody loves Raymond. Except Camel Toe.Camel Toe doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.When Camel Toe does division, there are no remainders.Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Camel Toe bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.Camel Toe can blow bubbles with beef jerky.Camel Toe can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.Camel Toe is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.Camel Toe once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"Camel Toe does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.Camel Toe CAN believe it's not butter.Camel Toe once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.Camel Toe sleeps with a pillow under his gun.Camel Toe once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.Camel Toe doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.Camel Toe has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.Only Camel Toe can prevent forest fires.Camel Toe once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Camel Toe.Camel Toe knows the last digit of pi.Camel Toe can get Blackjack with just one card.Camel Toe can sneeze with his eyes open.Camel Toe trick-or-treated as himself as a child.Camel Toe can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.Camel Toe makes onions CRY!!!
Hey this is a project ... it's a recording journey made by a guy who has slogged in the clubs of Calgary for a LONG time! Ya make some money - ya have some kicks - but most of all you make some great grooves - some of which you want recorded for posterity or whatever! Started out in an Aerosmith tribute band called Phoenix - my voice survived somehow ... then on to start the PUNK scene in Calgary .... us, the Cigarettes, along with the Verdix, the Unusuals and the Cutz were really all there was back in the days of the Calgarian and the National Hotel! Then on to the Mannequins - new wave city - and a new incarnation - Secret Service ... 3 keyboard players - YIKES!!!! Did some TV stuff with my first original project, Radio Vienna and then moved on to the Wailin' Biscaynes and later the Media. Did a year with Joe Hollywood - Phil Portelance IS the BEST guitar playa in town!! I now gig in the clubs with the Livin' Daylights and do some writing under the aka of Camel Toe. We do what we want and we have a great time doin it! Keep the faith, baby!
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