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John a.k.a. Cleetus Van Damme a.k.a. Optimus Prime

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...::About Me::...
Full Name: John
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown when i let it grow
Height: 6'2"
Shoe Size: 12
Ring Size: 12?
Heritage: German
Graduating Year: 1990
Birthdate: November 23, 1971
Zodiac Sign: Sagitarius
...::Firsts::...
Concert: Skynard
Best Friend: Dean Brown
Crush: Jenny Howell
Pet: Rocky the german shepard
Sport: t-ball
...::Have You Ever::...
Sky Dived: no
Bungee Jumped: no
Gone out of the Country: Yes
Beaten Someone Up: Yes
Gotten Beat Up: Yes
Killed an Animal: Yes
Swam in the Ocean: Yes
Broke the Law: Yup
Smoked: Yup
Chewed Tobacco: nope
Drank: Yes
Been Kissed: Yes
Been In Love: Yes
Dumped Someone: Yes
Been Dumped: Yes
Broken Someone's heart: Yes
Had Your Heart Broken: Yes
Liked Someone Who Didn't Like You Back: Yes
Broken A Bone: Yes
Had Surgery: Yes
Had an X-ray or MRI: Yes
Failed a Class: Yes
...::Favorites::...
Color: Bloodshot
Food: Mexican
Drink: Bud Light/bottle
Snack: Fast food
Cereal: killa
Ice Cream: float
Candy: man
Restaurant: Mulcaheys dog house
Fast Food Place: Taco Bell
Store: Steve and Barrys
Animal: Centaur
Quote: WTF over
Sport To Play: Darts
Sport To Watch: Motorcross
Movie: 40 year old virgin
TV Show: The Shield
Type Of Music: modern or agressive rock
Band: NIN
Singer: carly simon
Song: Supermans dead
...::This//Or//That::...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
Vanilla or Chocolate: vanilla
Cake or Ice Cream: ice cream
McDonalds or Burger King: B K
Love or Money: $
Music or TV: MUSIC
Cat or Dog: Gun
Mom or Dad: Mommy
Truck or Car: Truck
Ocean or Lake: Ocean
Yahoo or Hotmail: Hotmail
Google or AJ: Google
Light or Dark: lightly dark
Country or City: City
Rain or Sunshine: Yup
...::The Opposite Sex::...
First Thing You Notice: figure
Personality or Looks: Personality
Hair Color: n/a
Eye Color: n/a
Short or Tall: Short
Romanic or Spontaneous: Spontanious
Sense of Humor or Sweet: Funny
Hook up or Relationship: Build up to relationship
...::Currently::...
Feeling: Even keeled
Listening To: Nickelback
Wanna: Call in ill tommorrow
Doing Besides Typing: watching "The Daily Show"
Thinking About: My freezing feet
Wearing: Shorts
In Love: Nope
Single: Yup
Best Friends: Yup
...::The Future::...
Career: FDLE
Marriage: After years of courtship
Kids: 2
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Your Birthdate: November 23
You're not good at any one thing, and that's the problem.
You're good at so much - you never know what to do.
Change is in your blood, and you don't stick to much for long.
You are destined for a life of travel and fun.

Your strength: Your likeability

Your weakness: You never feel satisfied

Your power color: Bright yellow

Your power symbol: Asterisk

Your power month: May What Does

Heroes:

I effin LOVE DANICA See what i mean?? Oh yeah, that UBER Hot Girl from Mythbusters, beautiful, and a personality ..
You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.

When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality? Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 90% Superman 80% Spider-Man 75% Batman 70% The Flash 70% Green Lantern 65% Robin 60%Hulk 45% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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