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About Me

Background from flickr userOH BOY WHERE SHOULD I EVEN START. HAHA OH MAN I JUST CANT THINK RIGHT NOW, IM JUST THAT COOL. IM SOOO COOOL ITS REDICULOUS HOW COOL I REALLY AM. I MEAN IF YOU DONT KNOW ME ITS A SHAME BECAUSE IF THERE WAS A COOL BUS, I WOULD BE THE DRIVER AS WELL AS THE BUS. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING IF THERE IS AN APLICATION TO FILL OUT TO MEET ME, WELL LET ME TELL YOU THERE IS ITS VERY LONG AND EXTENSIVE. IT WILL TAKE YOU ABOUT 31 MINUTES TO COMPLETE. AND PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN PEN, IVE LOST ALL MY GOOD ONES. I MEAN I AM PROBABLY THE COOLEST DAMN THING SINCE WOOD. AND WOOD IS PRETTY DAMN COOL. YOU CAN LIKE MAKE THINGS OUT OF IT AND STUFF. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND WOOD IS THAT WOOD IS VERY ABUNDANT. AND ME? WELL IM JUST ONE MAN! BUT DONT WORRY THERES ENOUGH OF ZAK TO GO AROUND BABY. AND IF YOUR GOOD I MIGHT LET YOU MAKE PAPER AIRPLANES WITH ME SOMEDAY.

My Interests

I LIKE ANYTHING FAST. THATS RIGHT. BUT. . . . THATS ABOUT IT. JUST FAST. AND SOMTIMES SLOW. BUT THEN FAST AGAIN...............................BUT THEN,YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SLOW IT DOWN A BIT!!! BUT THEN GRADUALLY PICK UP SPEED. WAIT FOR IT. . . .WAIT FOR IT. . . . . .FAST AGAIN. . . . .AND THEN BAMMMM!!!!! SLOW AGAIN!!! THATS HOW I ROLE

I'd like to meet:

THAT ONE GUY. OH MAN YOU KNOW THAT ONE GUY? SHIT. . . I CANT REMEMBER BUT ITS THAT ONE GUY. AND HES A PRETTY COOL FUCKIN GUY. YOU WOULD WANT TO MEET HIM . . . .BECAUSE HES A PRETTY COOL GUY. . . .YA..

Music:

I REALLY LOVE MICHAL JACKSON. HES KINDA LIKE A FATHER TO ME. AND ONE DAY IM HOPING HE CAN HELP ME RAISE MY CHILDREN. I WAS THINKING ABOUT NAMING ONE OF MY KIDS "PILLOW". AND THAN HE AND BLANKET CAN RUN AROUND NEVER LAND RANCH TOGETHER WHILE ME AND DEAR OLD MICHAL STAY BACK AT THE CRIB AND DRINK JESUS JUICE!!

Movies:

WELL I REALLY LIKE BACKDOOR SLUTS 9 AND 10. BUT BROKEBACK MOUNTIAN REALLY BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE! IT MIGHT NOT BE A TEAR THOUGH. I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY GOT THE VASSALINE IN MY EYE!HAHA

Television:

I STAY UP LATE TO WATCH SKINAMAX, H.B.HO, AND SPANKTRAVISION. THEY HELP ME GET THROUGH THE NIGHT WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND AND I ARE DONE BEATING EACHOTHER.

Books:

WELL I REALLY LOVE THE PAPER BACK NOVELS. . .YOU MIGHT KNOW A FEW OF THEM. SHAVED, PENTHOUSE, PLAYBOY, NAUGHTY NANNYS, AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE BEAVERTOWN BABES! HAHA. OH DID YOU MEEN BOOKS LIKE ACTUALL BOOKS? YA FUCK THAT SHIT!

Heroes:

RON JEREMY IS STILL MY HERO