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Ja*Ja*Jaded!!!

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I ♥ MY MOMMY!!!
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Things that make me smile... Sunny Saturdays. People watching. Pissing off stupid people. My dogs-both friends and animals ha. Slappin a hoe down when needed. Bright colors. Consistency and spontineity at the same time. Fluffy comforters. Fucked up situations you can laugh at later. Good memories. Laughing my ass of at bad jokes. Saying,"Shit,fuck,bitch,and jackalope" as much as possible. Random adventures including but not limited to road trips,egging,bowlin for trash cans. Late night trips to the mexican shop. The right tattoos on the right person. Black nail polish. Tight pants. Lincoln Logs. Shinny things. A cool pair of Vans. The pillow case with me and Glenn's pic on it. Riding until my ass is raw at the desert. The occassional sloppy drunk outting. Kickin back and watching a good movie. Shit that can be ruined and easily replaced. Driving with no destination. Being outside-I'd rather pick up dog shit in the back yard than inside watching tv. I dont do shit w/out music. If you have bad taste in music,more than likely we are not friends. Pointless conversations. The beach. Wrapping my extremely long legs around someone special. My hair pulled. Cheering people up. Tall girls that arent gumpy and drag their nuckles on the ground. Fucking my hair up. Being a pain in the ass once in a while. Extreme sports. Watching girls eat shit trying to be cool. Juice boxes. Dancing until my legs give out. Good artwork. Confidence and self-esteem. Drawing---I'm good at it, but I will show you when I am ready for you to see it. Making visible progress. Pulling your hair. Talking when I should shut the hell up. Trying to be a good person and a bitch. People that juggle. Midgets. Bold people that aren't afraid to tell you how it really is. People that can take blunt honesty. Old people that curse and drink. Being messy. Running shit over in my truck. People that sing when they don't know the lyrics. Stuffing my face. Belching. Chuck Norris jokes, ....and your mom. booyah.Things that piss me right off... The color pink. People that just don't get it. Those that don't get sarcasm. Walking up stairs at night. The weak minded and unopinionated. Tuna cans for cars. Pork. Old people that stink like sulfer and dust. Kids. People that think ignorance is bliss---it just means that you're stupid. When anyone thinks that because you have tattoos also that we are best friends,it is ART not ink! Being addicted to Myspace. When I don't hit it right the first time. People that can't hang. The rain when you want to go somewhere. Using eating utensils,it all tastes better with your fingers. The spoiled and unappreciative. Seeing living things suffer. Going out of my way to be better when I'm just as fucked up as you. When someone doesn't understand me. Filling the gas tank on my truck. And those that judge me because they are usually completely wrong.I can be rude,mean,a pain in the ass,and down right bitchy...but the those that deserve it I am the sweetest person you'll ever meet. I will make a fool of myself just to make you smile.
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Anyone I haven't met yet!!!! Someone that can make me laugh as much as I laugh at myself and that won't take me seriously unless I'm really pissed and about to attack you. Someone that isn't exactly like me, but that will compliment me instead...and keep me check ;-)
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For the guy who just doesnt know

I was talking to one of my guy friends about how nice it is to have a friend of the opposite sex that doesnt try to make a life goal out tryin to get in your pants! And since I have nothing better to ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 16:17:00 GMT

I REACHED BACK LIKE A PIMP AND I SLAPPED A HOE!

So Ive decided that this song has the best lyrics EVER!!! and heres my favorite parts....(Dynamite Hack) I  gotta get drunk before my day begins before my mom starts bitchin about my friends.... ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 12:27:00 GMT