I was born to a virgin in a stable outside of a small town, with the greatest sexual prowess ever to been witnessed to anyone far and wide. When the robots come to take over I will defeat their evil armies, preventing them from enslaving the human race to do their evil robot will. I also tell little fibs online so chicks will think I’m cool, but not about the sexual prowess thing that’s true...don't look at me like that, it is. Okay fine maybe I embellished a little; please be my friend, I’m so desperately lonely.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Rodney Dangerfield and Rick James. What? they're what? shit. I'll have to settle for regular living people then. Dammit.
