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Garrett

Responsible!............Potent!

About Me

Do people really read this? Are you just on here cruising through pictures? What would you really like to know about me??? Well, I work in a laboratory. When I'm not making astounding advances in science, I'm lifting weights, playing indoor soccer, and in the fall most of my free time is spent working on some shows for the Ohio Renaissance Festival. I'm currently working on an Improv/Sketch Comedy show called Toga Party with a couple of my closest friends. Check us out at www.togapartyohio.com. Here's some other stuff the internet told me:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 70% Superman 70% Spider-Man 70% Green Lantern 65% The Flash 65% Hulk 60% Robin 50% Supergirl 50% Wonder Woman 40% Catwoman 25% Batman 20% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
..tr the Shock Jock
(57% dark, 46% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

My Interests

improv comedy, stage combat, biology, chemistry, physics, soccer, football, weight training, comic books, video games, and of course the ladies test

I'd like to meet:

As you can see by the assortment of friends I've aquired, I already know a ton of interesting people. If you think we'd get along or at least challenge one another feel free to drop me a line and we can talk or whatever.

Music:

They Might Be Giants, Soul Coughing, Rage Against the Machine, Mindless Self Indulgence, NIN, KMFDM, The Professors, The Strokes, Johnny Cash, Weezer,

Movies:

Coen Brother movies, Tarantino movies, Sin City, Trainspotting, Pootie Tang, Batman Begins, Superman Returns, all kinds of comedies for the most part..

Television:

Adult Swim, The Office, My Name is Earl, The Daily Show, South Park, Deadwood, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, ROME

Books:

Coyote Blue, and The Gospel According to Biff by Christopher Moore, just about anything by Neal Stephenson, Neil Gaiman, Matt Ruff, or Robert Jordan

Heroes:

The Tick, Jack Black, Nikoli Tesla, Stephen Jay Gould

My Blog

A Proud New Tradition!

Alright  Blog Readers. Here you have it. My first Blog. Long have I sought for something worth sharing with the entire internet...and here it is. Starting on April 5th and continuing thru to May...
Posted by Garrett on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:54:00 PST