Baby Shaker! |
Oh man! They pulled my favorite app!Listen up! This was a game where you shake YOUR PHONE for 5 seconds until the "baby" stopped crying. Maybe the graphic showed that it died. Or maybe it simply indic...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:25:00 GMT |
LOVE THIS! |
Hey globally conscious neo-hippie vegan yoga empathy-whore! Stop telling me to love shit all the time!My momma always said: "Share the hate and keep the love inside where nobody can get it."To which m...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 00:18:00 GMT |
Renee Zellweger |
Renee zellweger is squinting because she's looking at her talent! ...(You see, her talent is very small. So when she looks at it, she has to squint the eyes in her punch drunk chipmunk face in order ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:06:00 GMT |
I thought I liked animals... |
...until I sat in class next to a vegan every day for a week. Apparently if you eat meat, you can't say anything about animals besides "They're yummy and death is great." because saying anything else,...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:32:00 GMT |
In n’ Out |
In the spirit of the desperate hand of progress straining to grasp the last frayed strands of the year's collected detritus of consumption that thinly disguises itself as our collective culture, I hav...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:20:00 GMT |
Chinese Democracy |
Does anybody else think it's fishy that Chinese Democracy is coming out NOW???I do. I feel like Axl Rose was doing lines off of slash's dick in the recording studio back in the day and was all like: "...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:14:00 GMT |
How’s law school? |
Do lawyers have a ton of committees and clubs that they're involved in?I always thought that Lawyering was all about, um, practicing law.Now I'm getting the impression that it's all about snack foods ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:56:00 GMT |
Pirhanas! |
So I'm looking at one of those stupid fucking "Click the button to win a FREE RING TONE" (or whatever) ads. It's got this guy swimming in a river, and he's being chased by pirhanas. Click the botton a...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:34:00 GMT |
Fuck Astrology |
Umm...If religion is an attempt for silly folks to define or provide reason for existence through dogmatic structure and faith-based logic, then astrology is.... different? Umm, How?More than a thousa...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:59:00 GMT |
YEAH! |
Hell yeah! Are you excited?!?I said ARE YOU EXCITED??!?That's right! YOU CAN DO IT! TODAY!Now I know what you may be thinking right now: "I've tried in the past, and it sometimes didn't work out so we...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:43:00 GMT |
