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Tuck!

Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and become a slave.

About Me

I'm a dirty liberal Army ROTC cadet that looks forward to serving his country even though he is a valueless, sinister, hippy Dem. Crazy, huh? Yeah, to hell with your stereotypes.
I want to become a pilot, fly in the Army for 20 years, retire, and open up a cofeeshop/bookstore in Finland while receiving that sweet, sweet pension. This bookstore will secretly be operating as a front for gun and drug running and I will be the middle-man for Andy's paid killing contracts, many of which will come from Ryan, having to pay to have his political opponents off'ed, all the while surrounding myself with fine literature, sweet coffee, and the sound of beautiful music.
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My Interests

This shit is all copy-pasted from my Facebook (which is better than MySpace)
Activities: AROTC, ASOSU - State and Environmental Affairs, PSA, Pre-Law Club, Relay for Life, kickin ass.
Interests: Playing my music too loud according to the Corvallis PD, jumping out of airplanes (Airborne baby), reading books 'cause I am really, really cool, debating politics and ethics and things of that nature even though I'm not very intelligent, shooting shit, watching movies, and shoopin de woop.

I'd like to meet:

Barack Obama, Colin Powell, John Edwards, John McCain, Howard Dean, George Bush, Jr. and Sr., Al Gore, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Osama bin Laden, Bill Clinton, Kim Jong-Il, Mitt Romney, Hilary Clinton, Jeffrey Sachs, Warren Beatty, Bill and Melinda Gates, a strong, motivated, beautiful woman with lofty goals who wants to love me and have my children. Or just one of them.

Music:

A7X, Acceptance, Alkaline Trio, All American Rejects, Angels and Airwaves, Audioslave, Barenaked Ladies, boysetsfire, Breaking Benjamin, Bush, Coldplay, Eminem, Finch, Flaw, Foo Fighters, Funderal for a Friend, Garth Brooks, Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, Live, The Misfits, Nine Inch Nails, Rascal Flatts, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rise Against, Saosin, Snow Patrol, Something Corporate, Sublime, Sufjan Stevens, Sum 41, Tech N9ne, Tenacious D, The Killers, Thrice, Toby Keith, Unwritten Law, Weezer

Movies:

300, 40-Year Old Virgin, The Departed, Gattaca, Heat, The Punisher, Se7en, Three Kings, Way of the Gun, Wedding Crashers.

Television:

24, Lost, Family Guy, ATHF, Arrested Development, The Office, football Sunday, and the History Channel because I am really that cool.

Books:

1984 - Orwell
The Cruel Sea - Monsarrat
The Killer Angels - Shaara
The Audacity of Hope - Obama
The Art of War - Sun Tzu
Tao Te Ching - Lao Tsu
300 - Frank Miller

Heroes:

Army Soldiers, United States Marines, Navy Seamen, and Air Force Airmen. Any American willing to dedicate their life to serving their country, it is their spirit and honor that is driving me now.I have also found a calling beyond just military service, and that is public service. All good politicians are heroes in their own right. It takes all kinds, and politics determines the structure of our lives.One day I can only hope to do have done both with my life.