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I'd like to meet:
Jay-z, Juelz Santana, Common, Charlize Theron, Jet Li, God, Dave Chapplle, Charlie Murphy, Ya' Moms' (if she look right), and who ever thought making the movie Darkness would be a good Idea so I can shoot them repeatedly with paintballs in every super sensitve area known or unknown to man, also Arron Mcgruder (funny ass comic strip writer, and Will Ferrell he's a funny ass dude in Ricky Bobby!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jaret Clark
Birthday: Jan. 09 1982
Birthplace: Brooklyn, NY
Current Location: Chester, PA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5,8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Mean Right Jab, w/ a nasty Left Hook
Your Heritage: African American, Cuban, and Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timbs all seasons for ass kicking reasons
Your Weakness: TV
Your Fears: Iraqi Children w/ bad parenting
Your Perfect Pizza: Teriyaki Chicken or Pepporoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish Bootcamp and start ROTC to be a 2nd Leut.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Get At Me!
Thoughts First Waking Up: However many days till I leave for Bootcamp
Your Best Physical Feature: Tie: the Guns and Mr. Johnson
Your Bedtime: Anytime after midnite
Your Most Missed Memory: Time w/ my cousin 'Dre
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, I sip Lean fool!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fuck them niggas, Eat real Food fatties
Single or Group Dates: Don't matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Aren't they the same thing!?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry fool
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Used to, but I can't stand the smell of that shit now!
Do you Swear: Hmmm, Lemme see? If you've read so far you tell me!
Do you Sing: Sometimes, in very low tones
Do you Shower Daily: Everyother day
Have you Been in Love: In it right now
Do you want to go to College: Yes Sir!
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, but there's time though
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't who would? All I trust is my balls & my word!
Do you get Motion Sickness: On roller coasters, but I have a trick for it
Do you think you are Attractive: Nah, but ya' mom's do
Are you a Health Freak: I do what I do to stay healthy and fit for PT and Fuckin
Do you get along with your Parents: Mom: sometimes, Dad: Fuck that nigger
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, thats sleepin' weather
Do you play an Instrument: The PS2 or 360
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Shit in the past 24 hours
In the past month have you Smoked: Nah kid
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Some Tussin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah, a nice place called Peking, try the Sake'
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only to get in and get out, can't fuck around in that place too long
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah, I don't get down w/ those
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nah, but its mean any time I get it
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hell no!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Maybe! lol
Ever been Drunk: Ever had half a handle of Wild Turkey by yourself
Ever been called a Tease: yeah, ya mom's said that when I was playin w/ her
Ever been Beaten up: Win some / lose some, always fight hard
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah videogames from westcoast video @ 13, but nomore
How do you want to Die: In the heat of Battle
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A toys R us kid like Bill Gates
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, Hong Kong, Spain, Brazil, Egypt, Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Girl: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Girl: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Girl: Whatever style looks good on'em
Height: 5'7
Weight: low enough to put your legs back behind ya' head
Best Clothing Style: Classic
Number of Drugs I have taken: enough to know that drugs are bad
Number of CDs I own: I own an Ipod what are cd's? lol
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: left arm branded
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not cursing out my old boss when I left w/ the half baked qoute
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Music:
I'm a big fan of rap and old school R&B, I hate most of the new bullshit gimmick R&B like ne-yo or Sammie! I listen to gangsta shit or something with a powerful message that isn't always 'bout Bush or poliics, like Lupe's American Terrorist is bangin right now. Jay is on the top of my best five dead or alive along wit in no order, Jada, Common, Nas, Beanie Sigel. You ask why not BIG, why not cam'ron, Why not Em, Why not ya' mom! Let me have my preference! This is my list goddammit and I'll have my way spankyou very much!NEW Kanye West Teaser Trailer
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Movies:
Like most guys I love action, gory shit, but plot means alot also, you may be surprised by my choices!SAW 3, Miami Vice, Waiting..., Talledega Nights-the ballad of Ricky Bobby, Grandma's Boy, Fearless, Goodfellas, Scarface, Carlito's Way, Dead Presidents, Talledega Nights, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Ghost in the Shell, Zatoichi: the Blind Samurai, Ichi the Killer, Battle Royale, Unleashed, LOTR trilogy, Aeon Flux, Amelie, Bourne Identity/Supremacy, Gremlins 1,2, The Usual Suspects, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Harry Potter series, Bevis & Butthead do America, The Last Dragon, The Goonies, The Punisher, Spider-Man1,2, X-Men1,2,3, Crash, and a very underlooked movie called Fresh (watch it, you'll see why!) Sin City, The Incredibles and porn movies w/ Pinky, Jadafire, Katja Kassin, Olivia O'lovely and countless more big tittied big ass nice smuts!
Television:
I watch alot of bullshit, but mostly anything on cartoon network G4, or discovery channel and every once and awhile I watch MTV and BET (only for Rap city). The best show out is the Boondocks, a very funny political and cultural satire of african americans and caucasians seen thru the eyes of two children, also Attack of the Show, ad Blade the Series (My wife hates it, but I think it was well put together).New Promo for The Boondocks season 2 on Adult Swim, Oct 8thHere's A link to a new episode of Robot Chicken, so fuckin funny!http://www.adultswim.com/adultswimfix/index.html?episo
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Books:
LOTR trilogy and the Hobbit, Comic books (X-men, Daredevil, Spider-man, X-Factor, Batman, Superman, Venom) Comics and Comic based Novels, The invisible man, Time mag, Game Informer mag, Complex (best mag out there for men of all races and backgrounds) and any other book that will entertain me while I take a shit or want to zone out. lol Now I'm reading the ciil War crossover in Marvel Comics, great shit to see heroes going against hereos.
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Heroes:
My Mom's for bringing me and my sis up through the crack filled eighties and gang-bang ninties to adult hood all the while earning her masters degree. She's a real soldier.Also I think this guy is a hero to us all!
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