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Artemis Clyde Frog

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About Me

I moved around as a kid living in several cities but settled in the sprawling metropolis of San Benito (my hometown) through my high school years. After high school I went to Texas A&M University in College Station. I studied history, business and joined their ROTC. It was quite an experience; going on Army exercises, qualifying with weapons, wearing snappy uniforms and of course all the wonderful hazing. I went there for four years and against many peoples wishes decided to leave and pursue a career in aviation. Sometimes you just have to break away and go for something if you really want it. I like the freedom that comes with it and the money isn't bad either. It has taken me from crop-dusting the cotton fields of Texas to deliveries across the country and a few destinations south of the border (Mexico, Guatemala, and Honduras). I play guitar, enjoy sailing, and of course who doesn't love a nice whiskey on the rocks while listening to some live music. I know Spanish and am learning Portuguese for some potential business venturing in Latin America, but it is slow going since I am doing it on my own. A few things I like are history books, nuclear energy, and puppies.
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My Interests

aviation, sailing, history, live music, good movies, traveling

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really, just read the profile. I guess it gives a pretty good surface glance and I am either a person you want to know or I'm not. I have gotten back in touch with old friends and am making some good new ones. All I ask is that you actually communicate. I try to keep up with the people that I add, so don't just add me to make your friend list bigger. Oh yeah and these people too: Cantinflas,El Chavo del 8, El Santo, Tu Mama, Tom Selleck, y La Cucaracha!

Music:

I like many styles (classical, rock, blues, country, etc.) but everbody says that. Mostly I just have to listen to it and see what I think. I do think that most music today is churned out from the corporate crap factory and the masses just eat it up because it is spoon fed to them over the radio (that's right I said it.....Ashley Simpson is not an artist). I lean towards the Blues, older country, new and classic rock and all kinds of other stuff. I don't mind people having different musical tastes than me but have some good reasons. Don't just say you like Jimi Hendrix or Green Day because it is cool to like them! Say it because you have actually listened to some of their songs. I know I have been ranting but I am a big music fan and I go off about it sometimes. One name that stands out for me is TRACY CONOVER. She is an amazing musician and a great person. She has a show almost every weekend somewhere in Texas and it is always worth the trip to check out one of her shows.

Movies:

Cool points to whoever knows what movies these are from.

Television:

I don't watch much television outside of the news, the simpsons, and iron chef. They have cancelled all the good shows like The A-Team, Night Court and Star Trek anyway.

Books:

I can't list all of them because I read a lot and there so many that are awesome, but here are a few: Fate is The Hunter (Gann), Stranger to the Ground (Bach), Exodus (Ulris), The Divine Comedy (Alighieri) The Neandertal Enigma (Shreeve), Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea (Verne), Les Miserables (Hugo), This Kind of War (Fehrenbach), Cosmos (Sagan), The Battle for the Falklands (Jenkins), The Rescue of Bat 21 (Whitcomb) and yes it happened very different from the movie with Gene Hackman if anyone saw it, Jane Eyre (Bronte), The Descent of Man (Darwin) Flight of the Intruder (Coonts) Mutiny on the Bounty (Norhoff) and the entire Hank the Cowdog series as well as the back of cereal boxes although their quality has gone down a bit in recent years.

Heroes:

My Dad and Captain Kirk

My Blog

LESBIAN ROBOTS: CHOICE OR CREATED THAT WAY?

I am back in south Texas after a short absence.  I decided to put my apartment back in order after being gone for the last six weeks or so.  I also put all my music videos on my computer to ...
Posted by Artemis Clyde Frog on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:07:00 PST

MY FREDDY FENDER STORY

Well it has been almost two weeks since Freddy Fender passed away.  I have always enjoyed his music and liked how he never forgot to throw a shout out to San Benito when he had a chance.  Af...
Posted by Artemis Clyde Frog on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

HOW TO WRITE THE BLUES

Thanks to Rob for sending me this.  As an ardent fan of the blues I find this rings very true.    If you are new to Blues music, or like it but never really understood the why and wher...
Posted by Artemis Clyde Frog on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:03:00 PST

MONKEY BOOTLEGGERS AND 'MITTENS' THE SKY DIVING CAT

Ok maybe the cat wasn't named 'Mittens' but it WAS a skydiving cat.  I am sitting in a hotel at the moment looking out my hotel window at the Gateway Arch and Riverboat Casino here in St. Louis.&...
Posted by Artemis Clyde Frog on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST

OK, NOW I AM PISSED

For the past two days I have been in the process of getting an airplane from Panama City, Florida back to Texas.  All the while I have been growing more angry.  The airplane was grossly misr...
Posted by Artemis Clyde Frog on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:21:00 PST

THE PRODIGAL T.V. PART 3............ENDGAME

Well I have been trying to figure out what to do about this T.V. situation.  She is obviously not going to let it go and I dont want the damn thing.  Not only do I not want it but I dont wan...
Posted by Artemis Clyde Frog on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:20:00 PST

EL CLYDE'S 2006 TOUR DATES

I was sitting on my couch playing X-Box and drinking Smirnoff Raspberry beer (I swear it isn't mine...someone left it here and I felt it my civic duty to drink it before it goes bad) and decided this ...
Posted by Artemis Clyde Frog on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST

NOW THAT'S FANCY!

Yesterday I got checked out in a turbine powered agricultural airplane (AT-502B).  It isn't another license or anything but in order to be insurable you have to have received approved instruction...
Posted by Artemis Clyde Frog on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:12:00 PST

DOG DAYS OF SUMMER AND THE "CHANCLA" CULTURE

Now we are in the middle of a real south Texas summer.  It is unbearably hot and almost everyday is very windy.  I have been working lots of 15 hour days and am dog tired but all things cons...
Posted by Artemis Clyde Frog on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 06:57:00 PST

AILERON OVER-ROLL TENDENCY AND OTHER TALES OF AERIAL ADVENTURE

Flying all day doesn't give me much time to go out on the town and have my usual type of adventures but I have still had plenty of excitement.  One such piece of excitement happened this last Tue...
Posted by Artemis Clyde Frog on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 06:24:00 PST