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They Call Him Daver

About Me

I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams. See these ice cubes? See these ice creams?

Fears: Spiders, Heights, Commitment, Sharks.

Weaknesses: A terminal case of Only Child Syndrome, Pussitis, and Narcissism. Interests: Ballin' out of control, writing, poker, wanting what I can't have, etc.

I moved to Los Angeles a few months ago with nothing but a pocketful of dreams. Now that I've added a job as an assistant to that pocket, I'm making my way up the long climb of the Hollywood corporate ladder. My long term goal is to be a writer-producer/baller-extraordinaire.

Those of you who knew me in high school may or may not be disappointed to find out that the fresh-faced kid who once only wore khaki's, was in an alternative band, and meticulously sculpted his spikes has turned into an unshaven man who no longer sings or plays guitar, doesn't own many pairs of pants without holes/strange prints/rips/paint, etc, and also puts stuff in his hair after he gets out of the shower to make it look like he didn't shower.

Those of you who knew me in college may or may not be disappointed to know that I haven't changed a bit.


Hollywood ASST from Back of the Class on Vimeo . Myspace Backgrounds
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Wow...my celebrity lookalikes are a guy a don't know, the guy who wrote the song "Take on Me", a girl, and my number one match...David Hasselhoff. So pretty much, I'm awesome. Proud day.

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My Interests

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Copy and paste this link, read it, and you will understand why Conan O'Brien is my hero.http://www.february-7.com/features/conan.htm

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My Blog

Welcome Weekend Thoughts

So... a bunch of my friends are at Welcome Weekend @ good old CMU and I could not be more jealous. The thought of my skeevy friends creeping on groups of fresh-faced kids at the Wayside makes me long...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:42:00 GMT

Papa Horny, Michael...

* I would say that the gayest thing about my life right now -other than the frequent trips to truck stops for random sex with trannies- is the fact that I listen to 'Bleeding Love' by Leona Lewis abou...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 22:18:00 GMT

Instant Internet Gratification

Back by popular demand, after only 12 hours, is the bulletpoints.   *It drives me absolutely INSANE when you tell someone they look like a celebrity and they get insulted.  I may or may not ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:08:00 GMT

So now what up?

Superquick rundown on what's been happening...bulletpoint style. *So, I've been creating interesting situations in my life by using my feminine wiles for evil.  *I'm pretty sure that when you di...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:54:00 GMT

6 weeks???

It’s been 6 weeks since I wrote a blog?  WTF?  OMG!  LOL! My life has shifted from painful to the mediocre in the time since I last articulated my thoughts via Myspace.  With...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:12:00 GMT

My Experience as a Social Misfit, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Vagabond.

It's been an interesting few days recently.  I was out a little late Tuesday night, so when I woke up at seven for my internship Wednesday morning I was surprised to feel so refreshed after only ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:26:00 GMT

Yo

Yo.  I got a job.  Yo. Actually, I'm not sure if you can call an unpaid internship a job...but I got a few months of indentured servitude!!! I am excited for this though.  I'm mostly go...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:01:00 GMT

Big Timing It

Well everyone, I've made it to LA safe and sound and it is only a matter of time before I become a famous writer.  Now all I have to do is find a job, even though I am currently unemployable, tha...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:56:00 GMT

approved

I went to L.A. this weekend to find a place to live, and did!  I got a place in Toluca Lake with my roommate Steve.  I should say he got it, since it was his awesome credit and my good looks...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:55:00 GMT

No more Eggman...I am Hate.

As I sit here watching Jessica Simpson gleefully cheer in a pink Tony Romo jersey, I realize how much I hate him.  Why can't Jessica roll around in a pink Dave Shotwell jersey? Continuing along t...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:53:00 GMT