Fatally, with Love. |
This one time... Gerry asked me: "Do you believe in Love at first sight?""One day you meet her, and... you just know. It's a beautiful spring day, and when you first see her standing there, a light br...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:21:00 GMT |
Your Girlfriend Thinks I'm Hot |
You're a dick, and you're shallowThis is pop, so just swallowI was at your house, you were in the bathroomTrying so hard to look pretty YEAHI sat on your couch, your girlfriend was thereWe were making...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 02:58:00 GMT |
I was singing a song about a tuna sandwich I once had. |
Oh tuna sandwich it's you and me You and me It's you and me Oh tuna sandwich it's you and me And Winkelton But he's asleep Shhhh don't wake him because he will try to take you from me You from me Tak...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:26:00 GMT |
Hang 'im high. |
Mal E. and The Twangers (Molle)Hang 'im high. I slept with the wife of Sheriff McGee, Darlin' won't you hang 'em high, She gave me no sympathy, Darlin' won't you hang 'em high,They shot my horse on C...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:36:00 GMT |
The Shark is dead. |
I was driving south on 880 just before the Dumbarton bridge; Monday; Memorial Day... traffic cruising smoothly... doing a leisurely 80... then my instrement panel starts lighting up like bad shit is g...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 23:25:00 GMT |
Imagining Sleep. (The Minutes.) |
I started imagining things; weird things. There were men climbing a rope. At least I think they were men, I could only tell for sure that they were humanoid; and I am only assuming that it was a rope....
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 22:53:00 GMT |
The Minutes. |
Need More Time She had said that she just "needed a minute". It had been twenty-nine. I hoped that she would just pick one and come back out. I did not think that there was any difference between t...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 17:00:00 GMT |
Roketship |
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:34:00 GMT |
No, no kitty! |
When I was 9, my neighbor had a birthday party in her backyard complete with hired clown and tons of those foiled coated heavy duty helium balloons. I gathered about 15 balloons and tied the strings t...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:38:00 GMT |
Guts, by Chuck Palahniuk. |
Guts by Chuck Palahniuk Inhale. Take in as much air as you can. This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can. ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 17:06:00 GMT |
