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About Me

Hi, I'm Shawn Mutherfuckin McLaughlin. You might know me as a drunken bastard that likes to head butt people, or that kind soul willing to help out a friend with whatever they need help with. However you know me, you know I give two shits what you think or say about how I live my life. I work my ass off five days a week to have two days of unrelenting partying, or time spent with family; whatever the case, I'm here in this life to piss in the wind, fart at the wrong time, say the wrong things the right way, and most of all be myself through all the bullshit this life has to offer. My family comes first in my life. People think by leaving the nest and drifting through life is living, but living life without family--or trying to create another one--is a travesty. My friends mean a great deal to me also because they keep me striving for a better and more prosperous me. I mainly work and relax at this point in my life, but when I'm not working you can find me at your local bowling alley, batting cages, music store, or your nearest best buy. I travel quite a bit also, right now I'm mainly centered on the central valleys vast resources of expedition, but I plan to travel all fifty states before I die--I've been to twelve of them so far.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool fuckin people that can take a joke, then throw another one back out there. I've met all of you through doing this, and I'm grateful for each and every one of your friendships. Whether you're the once every three month friend who messages me to see what I'm up to, or the daily friend who comments to me to see how drunk I got the night before, you're all fuckin hilarious in my book.

My Blog

Blahg Tag

Here's how you play. Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with eight weird, random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose eight people to be tagged, listing their...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:50:00 GMT

Vacation

The daily grind of work makes my mind numb, but I see the light at the end of this drawn out un-artistic tunnel: vacation. We work, day in and day out trying to understand the reasons why we try to no...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:36:00 GMT

The Grand Poobah

It's me, hello, its what I do to pass the time. It's how I construct these rhymes--I'm the grand poobah--minister of the masses that drop out of our asses. Creating creativity out of humid air while s...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 21:14:00 GMT

Word Play act:1

Diddly dee through this lifes mystery potent potentially a love created. Mediocre mastermind finding time to dribble line by line, a find devine poet. Slow with an imagery sorta like an hour glas...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 19:09:00 GMT

((shrugs))

I sit here in quiet contemplation...slowly marching toward an eminent death. Not that it will happen anytime soon, for at the age of twenty-seven and in good health, it seems unlikely that any peril o...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 14:53:00 GMT

English Lesson

I'm making my way through this life with two bottle caps and a rubber band fitted loosely around my wrist. Seeing people daily walking and stumbling, mumbling, and trembling--probably from to many...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 22:48:00 GMT

Take a look, it's in a book...

Many nights have been squandered in front of the television screen, only to be bombarded with a constant influx of the same commercials over and over again. In between these interuptions are mediocre ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:38:00 GMT

I'm drinking baja blast

Alone in this overfilled garage typing away on the computer screen that's ten years out-of-date. The overwhelming silence is disturbed by children outside screaming in glee over something that be...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:24:00 GMT

Tackle That Shit

What's bothering you, what's bothering me, what's the matter with this, what's the matter with that. To many cell phones, dvd players, computers, monitors, cd players, tvs, hdtvs, plasma tvs, game con...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 16:20:00 GMT

Mastery of Nothing

Time to move forward,What else is there? Seriously, I understand we are born...have to deal with school till we are eighteen, choose to either go to college or start working--unless you're a slacker. ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 04:20:00 GMT