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Joshua

I hate to see a friend of mine, laughing out loud when she's crying inside...

About Me

My name is Josh. I love my girlfriend Jilly more than anyone or anything in the world :D I am a senior at Baldwin High School. I have long brown hair and light brown eyes. I am left-handed and people tell me that I have really nice teeth. I am obsessed with music. I like to rock out on my guitars and mandolin, write music and poetry, and hang with my friends. I love hardcore/metalcore/deathcore music. I work at Caribou Coffee. Late summer is my favorite season. Groundhogs and hippos are my favorite animals. Hot Topic and American Eagle are my favorite stores. And a buffalo chicken sandwich with ranch dressing is my favorite food. I'm always chewing gum and I love trees. I'm a deep thinker and I live half of my life in daydreams. People often come to me for advice and seem to trust me easily. I enjoy making people laugh. My little brother Ellis is jolly and quiet and chubby. Deer Valley is the best place in the world. My screen name is FunnyManJOSH21 if you want it.I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND JILL"Gravemakers and Gunslingers" Music Video
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua Michael Tenenbaum.
Birthday: August 9th.
Birthplace: Pittsburgh, PA.
Current Location: Whitehall, Pittsburgh.
Eye Color: Light brown.
Hair Color: Brown.
Height: 5'11.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left-handed for life.
Your Heritage: Irish, German, Scottish, Polish, Jewish, and English.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Vans.
Your Weakness: Jilly.
Your Fears: Moths.
Your Perfect Pizza: Barbeque chicken.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To stay close with all of my best friends.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "What's hood?".
Thoughts First Waking Up: "This is some wicked morning woods".
Your Best Physical Feature: My teeth and my hair.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a carefree teenager.
Pepsi or Coke: Chocolate milk.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bahama Breeze.
Single or Group Dates: Single dates.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Schneider's Iced Tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Swear: Ask me when I'm not taking a massive dump.
Do you Sing: When I'm in the shower, playing the guitar, and while I'm sexing my lover.
Do you Shower Daily: I be fresh.
Have you Been in Love: I'm in love with Jilly.
Do you want to go to College: I'm going to Duquesne.
Do you want to get Married: Definately.
Do you belive in yourself: That's the place to start.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not at all.
Do you think you are Attractive: For the most part.
Are you a Health Freak: I be eating all the time.
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I think they are relaxing.
Do you play an Instrument: Acoustic guitar, mandolin, and piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm high on life.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Naw.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With Jilly :D
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, I did.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Sike.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I dig it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I played a few shows.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I have taken a dump.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Lame.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I steal cans of fish.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Actually, yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah right.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: I'm immortal.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't know yet.
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia or Ireland.
In a Boy/Girl...
Favorite Eye Color: Hazel and green.
Favorite Hair Color: Blonde or dirty blonde.
Short or Long Hair: Longer hair.
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: Lighter than me.
Best Clothing Style: Casual, yet well-dressed.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None.
Number of CDs I own: Probably fifty-some.
Number of Piercings: I don't have any piercings.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few things.

My Interests

JILL CHRISTINA DENK. I have a lot of hobbies and things that I like to do. I love to jam on my guitars and mandolin and also listen to music. Baseball, volleyball, and football are my favorite sports to play. I like hanging out with my friends. I also smack up hoes and pop at tricks.

I'd like to meet:

I pretty much would like to meet Coheed and Cambria, Chris Thile again, and basically anyone who is looking for a guy who is super fly like Bill Nye The Science Guy. But seriously, there are too many respectable people for me to name that I'd want to meet.

Music:

30 Seconds To Mars, Advent, Alesana, Alkaline Trio, The Allon Findings, Andrew Bird, Andy McKee, August Burns Red, The Beatles, Before Their Eyes, Blessed Is He, Bloom Session, Boys Like Girls, Breaking Benjamin, Cartel, Catherine, Chiodos, Chris Thile, Circa Survive, Coheed and Cambria, The Color Fred, Common, Copeland, Counting Crows, Creed, Cute Is What We Aim For, The Dave Matthews Band, The Dear Hunter, Despised Icon, The Devil Wears Prada, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Dustin Kensrue, The Eagles, Emmure, The English Panther, Fall Out Boy, Flogging Molly, The Fray, From First To Last, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, The Grey Night Sessions, Gwen Stacy, In Flames, Iron and Wine, Ivoryline, Jack Johnson, James Taylor, Jamie's Elsewhere, Jefferson Third, Jimi Hendrix, Kanye West, Keith Urban, Kevin Brown, Kris Tranter, Life In Your Way, Linkin Park, Motion City Soundtrack, MxPx, My Chemical Romance, MyChildren MyBride, My Morning Jacket, Neverending Misery, Nickel Creek, Norma Jean, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Oh The Blood, Pierce The Veil, The Prize Fighter Inferno, Punch Brothers, Radiohead, The Receiving End of Sirens, Roddy Woomble, Rush, RX Bandits, Ryan Cabrera, Saosin, Sarah Watkins, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Sean Watkins, Secret and Whisper, Senses Fail, Shabutie, Sky Eats Airplane, The Sound of Animals Fighting, Sparta, Sting, Suicide Silence, Switchfoot, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, Thrice, Thursday, Train, The Used, and With Blood Comes Cleansing

Movies:

300, Across The Universe, Apocalypto, Anchorman, Black Hawk Down, Blood Diamond, Braveheart, Casino Royale, Collateral, Crash, The Exorcist, Gladiator, The Great Debaters, The Green Mile, Grizzly Man, Happy Gilmore, I Am Legend, John Q, Juno, Lord Of The Rings, Man On Fire, Mean Girls, Nacho Libre, No Country For Old Men, The Notebook, Open Range, Pan's Labyrinth, Pirates of the Caribbean, Red Eye, Remember The Titans, Saving Private Ryan, Saw, The Snowman, Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story, Tears of the Sun, Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny, V For Vendetta, Walk The Line, and Wedding Crashers. Also any live Coheed and Cambria DVDs.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Bizzare Foods With Andrew Zimmern, Drake and Josh, Family Guy, Futurama, House, Man Vs. Wild, Metalocalypse, The Real World, Rock of Love, Survivor Man, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, and True Life. I also like watching baseball games, football games, and The Food Network.

Books:

The Bible, Coheed and Cambria novels, The Hobbit, The Notebook, The Phantom Toll Booth, Private Peaceful, To The Lighthouse, and Wringer.

Heroes:

My best friends and my parents are my heroes. I know without them I wouldn't be where I am at in life today.

My Blog

Eight Friends...

Write about 8 people whose names should remain unknown. Everything you want to say, go ahead, no limits. 1. You are absolutley the most amazing person I have ever met in my life. Everything ...
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:57:00 PST

Coheed and Cambria...

Why is Coheed and Cambria so freaking rad? Please answer me this. I love them with my whole heart. That is all.
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:49:00 PST

My name is Josh and this is my very first blog entry

Hey, my name is Josh and chances are that I am already your myspace buddy if you are reading this. I am just testing this blog thing out to see if I like it. I suppose it's pretty neat. I me...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:48:00 PST