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About Me

there was a time when i could level an entire room with the power of my bitchness and garner only the googly eyed stares of adoration from all that knew me. but pregnancy is weird man, it makes a gal soft, and i no longer find myself able to be so damned mean. i make cupcakes for the neighborhood kids; i send out thank you notes; i've even caught myself wearing a particularly unnerving shade of lavender on more than one occasion. in short, i got no idea who the fuck i am these days. there is a ray of hope left for me though-- i get the feeling all in all that at the very moment my crotch no longer resembles anything close to a sexual organ, and in fact begins to take on the appearance of a bottomless pit of death and destruction, my former most awesome self will again surface from the months of hormone induced coma, and a mighty thing will occur-- a slew of curse words so foul they could've only come from satan himself....and the world will make sense again. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

my dog, those addictive crossword and number puzzle thingies, singing in the shower (because the acoustics are great), reading, travel (specifically by car), really loud rock shows, the occasional drinking binge, and sometimes, just being really mean to people ( the latter having slackened signifigantly since I gave up shots of hard liquor);hangin' out with my favorite behbehhs, and exercising in the back yard with Crunch.

Television:

Books:

dark humor, fiction, biographies, art related- huge addiction to coffe table books.

Heroes:

Anyone who can make it through life without a constant line of bullshit....I know too many people who can't.

My Blog

better late than never

friends, it is officially time to throw all those time honored rules about being "cool" out the window, because, this year, i’m rewriting the fuckin’ book..... i got hitched to a man ...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:57:00 PST

This one goes out to all the ladies.....

To all you ex-girlfriends out there who think it's a good idea to fuck with another woman's man (and i know you know who you are), I say: Show a little class. Trying to ruin the lives of innocent...
Posted by kelly on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:00:00 PST

crappy day

pretty sad news when the best part of one's day is a toilet overflowing with shit. p.s.- i'm not trying to be cute- it really was.
Posted by kelly on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:16:00 PST

it’s alive....

There is a tiny gnome that lives in the lower left half of my abdomen. Since it's new to the neighborhood, I'm thinking of sending a casserole....
Posted by kelly on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:37:00 PST

memo

For those of you I have failed to inform.....I have officially resigned as president of the "too hip to procreate" club. Taking over said position will be my dear friend and ex-roommate Mindy Son...
Posted by kelly on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:14:00 PST