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Made me laugh::

A Ukrainian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him Until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without Using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Ukranian says, "Dat is easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Ukranian. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Ukranian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree."Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Ukranian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."The Ukranian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Ukranian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, dat make one hundred.So, when do I start?"

Mr.Ban Ki-moon Secretary-General UN UN Headquarters First Avenue at 46th Street New York, NY 10017
I, _______________________________________________________, residing at _______________________________________________, call on the UNITED NATIONS to recognize HOLODOMOR, an artificial famine which took place in Ukraine during the years 1932-33. This GENOCIDE against the Ukrainian people was organized by the Communist Totalitarian Regime under Josef Stalin, which was based in Moscow. The Famine resulted in the prolonged deaths of between 7,000,000 to 10,000,000 innocent men, women and children, which accounted for every fourth person in Ukraine. This senseless mass murder, for ethnic reasons, can only be called Genocide. The only intent of this artificial famine was to destroy the national spirit of the Ukrainian people for decades to come. Therefore, I respectfully ask the UN to adopt the following Resolution. Such action would take great strides in preventing future genocides and other crimes against humanity.
Signature: ________________________ Date: ____________________

RESOLUTION ON THE 75TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE GREAT FAMINE 1932-33 IN UKRAINE In 2007-2008 the world community will commemorate the 75th anniversary of the Famine of 1932-33 in Ukraine, when more than 7,000,000 Ukrainian men, women and children lost their lives. This tragedy was not the result of a natural disaster but the consequence of a calculated policy by the Soviet communist regime under Josef Stalin in Moscow to break the will of the Ukrainian people. The United Nations expresses the sense that the 75th anniversary of the Ukrainian Famine of 1932-33 should serve to honor the memory of the victims, recognize this tragedy as a Genocide against the Ukrainian people, condemn the Soviet communist perpetrators, acknowledge the failure of the world community to react with appropriate opprobrium and urge contemporary and future world communities to be vigilant against any manifestations of repression and inhumanity. Now, therefore, be it resolved by the United Nations that:
1. The Ukrainian Famine of 1932-33 be recognized and acknowledged as a Genocide against the Ukrainian people;
2. The victims of the Ukrainian Famine 1932-33 be solemnly remembered on its 75th anniversary and the month of November be designated in worldwide annually as a particular time to reflect upon the Ukrainian Famine 1932-33;
3. The communist regime of the Soviet Union with its center in Moscow be condemned for its systematic disregard for human life, human rights, human liberty and self-determination that characterized the repressive policies of Joseph Stalin and his henchmen during the Ukrainian Famine of 1932-33;
4. Those from the West who were complicit in the cover-up thereby facilitating the crimes of the perpetrators should be rebuked even posthumously and their superiors and/or successors should denounce them publicly; in this regard the United Nations urges the publisher of The New York Times to return the Pulitzer prize awarded to its employee Walter Durant and the Trustees of Columbia University’s Pulitzer Committee to revoke that award, thereby distancing themselves from complicity;
5. On the 75th anniversary of the Ukrainian Famine of 1932-33, as Ukraine moves toward a fuller democracy with pervasive respect for human rights and free spiritual and economic opportunity, it is essential that the world continues to assist Ukraine in its endeavors aimed at the betterment of its society and people; and
6. Any supplemental material that may assist in the dissemination of information about the Ukrainian Famine of 1932-33 and thereby help prevent similar tragedies, should be compiled by historians, academicians and parliamentarians and that these be included within the educational material utilized by educational institutions around the world and be made available worldwide for a more complete study of this great tragedy of mankind.

Ukrainian President Viktor Yuschenko has called on the international community and governments around the world to condemn the crimes committed by the Stalin regime and to declare the Holodomor of 1932-1933 as a genocide against the Ukrainian people. "The crimes of the Stalin regime - the 1932-1933 famine-genocide in Ukraine, the major terror of the 1930s - should be fully condemned by the international community. It is the duty of all countries, political and public forces that accept the values of democracy," Yuschenko said.

President of the European Parliament, Hans-Gert Poettering, calls to remember about Holodomor in Ukraine of 1932-1933.“Today we know that famine, known as Holodomor, in reality was a terrible crime against humanity,” the statement says.“Only in 1991, when Ukraine re-established its independence, people could know about political reasons of this tragic period in their history,” the president of the European parliament emphasized.Every fourth Saturday of November Ukraine will commemorate the memory of Holodomor victims.

Shevchenko: The biggest joy for me is playing for Ukraine 11/29/2007 Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko has raised concerns over his future at Stamford Bridge once again after he said that he was at his happiest while on international duty.Ukraine international Shevchenko came off the bench to replace two-goal Didier Drogba in Rosenborg last night as Chelsea ensured their passage through to the knockout stages of the Champions League with a 4-0 victory.He had hoped to establish himself in Chelsea's starting line-up following the departure of Jose Mourinho. Since Avram Grant has taken over, Shevchenko remains to be left on the sidelines and continues to lose patience in west London."I'm not happy but what can I do?" Shevchenko told a Croatian newspaper. "I'm quiet and work hard in training every day."While Shevchenko struggles to score in the Premier League - he has only scored five goals since his arrival in 2006 - he holds an impressive goals-per-game ratio on the international stage."The biggest joy for me is playing for Ukraine," the 31-year-old said."Every time I'm with the national team, I recharge my batteries which run low in London because of the things that are happening to me."I'm very happy when I'm at home and I just can't wait for the next games."Shevchenko is likely to go up against some of his Chelsea team-mates in Frank Lampard, Joe Cole, Ashley Cole and Shaun-Wright Phillips when Ukraine face England in their 2010 World Cup qualifier.Despite England's failure to reach the Euro 2008 finals, Shevchenko believes they will come back stronger and are favourites to top the standings to book their spot at the tournament in South Africa."England are the best in our group. Just look at which clubs the England stars are playing in."England didn't qualify (for Euro 2008) but they are still one of the strongest national teams in Europe. In my opinion, something like that will not happen again for England."

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