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chuck

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About Me

I am retired now due to Heart Failure. My doctors keep gluing me back together! I love to do things the hard way and there isn't any need for someone to try to get something through to me now. It's to late.
I was born in San Antonio. I grew up in Houston Tx and Lilburn Ga. I am not to sure where I was when I went to hell but I have collected some funny stories along the way.I was born to prank! I have done some really stupid things in my lifetime. Never to hurt anybody but just for good fun.

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My hair is too thin! My body is too Fat! My brain cells are too few! In other words, I am perfect!
Thank God we survived Disco.
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My Interests

I am Crazy in love with BBW's. Size has never mattered to me. Something Wiccan this ways comes and is here now. I am very open minded. I like to work on Planes, Old Cars. We have weiner dogs and we rescue them. Have you ever seen somebody torn apart by those ankle biters? Me either

I'd like to meet:

BBW's, The SOB that pulled my chest tubes out without telling me his name first! The two Nutts behide South Park ( Mat Stone and Trey Parker). Ron Jeremy ( Living proof that ugly guys do score) Tommy Lee, Mick Mars and Sammy Hagar!People who don't try to push their beliefs down my throat.

Music:

I love music!... Joe Walsh, Motley Crue, JACKYL , Pink Floyd, AC/DC, Dio, Hank Williams Jr., Uncle Kracker, Nazareth, Aerosmith, Joan Jett , Alice n Chains, ELO , KISS , Collectivesoul , Alice Cooper, Ray Wylie Hubbard , Radiohead ,Def Leppard , Sammy Hagar, Metallica , Slaughter, Tesla , Bad Finger, Rob Zombie , Ozzy , AXE , GnR , Slash , Deep Purple , Kid Rock , The Rolling Stones , Ugly Kid Joe , Velvet Revolver , Hootie and the Blowfish , BTO , Hinder , BUCKCHERRY , Eagles , Willie Nelson , Billy Thorpe( 2/28/07 R.I.P ), Billy Squire , Stephen ("Stevie") Ray Vaughan (October 3, 1954 – August 27, 1990),.. Just to name a few..........

Movies:

I am a big Sci/Fi Fan! I loved Bourne, Both UnderWorld Movies, Stigmata, Constantine, John Carpenter's The Thing, Aliens, Dune to name a few.

Television:

Not much here to add! However I am Cartman on South Park.

Books:

Not to many to list here at all! Gary Larson's The Far Side, Rosslyn, Guardian of the Secrets of the Holy Grail and anything related to it.

Heroes:

Anybody who takes the time to drop what they are doing and help someone or something in need!
My wife and daughter and my friends that stuck with me during my three near death experiences. I came out of it a better person than I was before. I didn't know seven pints of blood can do that!
My Lawyer who got rid of my ex wife and mother n law for the same price! God Bless Her!..

My Blog

LSU is for Idiots!

  For those of you who don't know Jody and myself very well , we happen to live on a 3000 acre ranch. It's a living ranch in which means that there are about 200 houses on it. You can only ...
Posted by chuck on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:11:00 PST

RedNeck Boating!

     Surrounding  the little town of Tomball TX are old empty oil fields. There are dozens of dirt roads that go through them to nowhere. They go on for miles with endless wa...
Posted by chuck on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:53:00 PST

Whataburger VS. Chuck

In Texas we have a little hamburger restaurant chain that is called WhataBurger. They are kind of like Burger King or Mc Donald's but their food is better.  Like any of the others, ...
Posted by chuck on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST

Pranking with aluminum foil!

 One summer after we moved back to Houston, I went to my aunts to spend the night. Five boys can't be bored very long before something happens. With us, what happened wasn't always a good thing....
Posted by chuck on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:13:00 PST

Pranking with the Mounted Deer Head!

During the summer before my 8th grade school year we moved back to TX. My aunt and uncle along with my three cousins ( all boys) lived in Houston. They arrived here to help us move...
Posted by chuck on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 04:59:00 PST

Born to prank!

    I always had it in me since day one to pull a joke on my teachers. At first it was something small like locking them out of their classroom when they had their backs turned on me. T...
Posted by chuck on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:07:00 PST