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Michael, The Omnipotent

Reality is my plaything.

About Me

I know that im an individual....... like everyone else.....ohh man. ..TR DEVIL
Congratulations! You scored 86%! You are Saint Lucifier himself!!! The devil has risen to claim souls! No one is as evil as you. When the world turns to ash you are the one congradulating yourself on a good job! You probably don't have many friends. If you do they are probably like-minded and also devils like yourself, people who aid you in your quest to make all kneel at your feet! Does hell have a place for you? Of course they do, you ARE the devil! ..TABLE
..TR My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 90% on Evilness ..TABLE ..TABLE
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You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
You Are Internal - Realist - Powerful
You feel your life is controlled internally.
If you want something, you make it happen.
You don't wait around for things to go your way.
You value your independence and don't like others to have control.
You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.
When it comes to who's in charge, it's you.
Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler.
You don't care much about what others think.
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Your Psych-Ward diagnosis

Schitzophrenia
Diagnosis: Schizophrenia.A psychotic disorder characterized by loss of contact with the environment, by noticeable deterioration in the level of functioning in everyday life, and by disintegration of personality expressed as disorder of feeling, thought (as in hallucinations and delusions), and conduct -- called also dementia praecox.
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My Interests

I love to play games like magic the gathering, DnD, warhammer and others. And MOOO my Duck!!!

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone. Prefferably people who aren't douchbags and also a chick who would be fun to hang out with.oh and this guy!
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Music:

I love all kinds of music...except polka...i hate that stuffbush bashin

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Movies:

I love to laugh..... HAHAHA!!! Monty Python is the greatest!

Television:

Tela-WHAT!! Like i have time to watch anything.
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Books:

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Basics
Name:: Michael Matteson
Age:: 18
Height:: 5'6
Hair Color:: Brownish
Eye Color:: green...no really
School Life
What's your school's mascot?: Indian? yah thats right
School color(s)?: purple and gold, that, is like so 1996
G.P.A.?: no idea...what are "grades" again
Who is your favorite teacher?: Ms. Strickland
What do they teach?: Spanish, english, spanglish?
Is this your favorite class?: was...Yes!
Internet
Do you use any instant messengers?: occasionally
If so, which ones?: the one on myspace
About how many hours a day do you spend ..?: it varies
Do you have a digital camera?: yes
If so, do you post pictures of yourself ..?: in the legal sense? yes
Music
Do you play any instruments?: yes i dizzle
If so, what one(s)?: ...a -cough- banjo -caugh
3 Favorite Genres Of Music:: Rock, Metal, Rap
3 Favorite Bands:: System of a Down, Motorhead, Disturbed
Do you go to concerts and/or shows?: no...
What is the most you've ever spent on a concert/show?: ummm lemme think this is hard....
What is the least you've ever spent?: STOP with the bad questions!!!
Do you think buying merch at a concert then wearing it there is corny?: no, wish i could afford it
Do you listen to any bands that you'd be ashamed to admit to listening to?: No i do not listen to Brittany Spears and Hanson...DAMN i've said to much...
Did you notice the grammatical error in question 29?: these things are numbered... COOOL!!!
Word Association
Blue:: caramel
Camera:: quarterback
Boy:: handprint
Pretty:: blaze
Pants:: makeshift
Music:: Zepplin
God:: Walker Texas Ranger
Sweater:: grandma
Live Journal:: hoobawhattey
MTV:: Attack of the Show
Labels:
Do you think labels are dumb?: no
Why or why not?: people have opinions.
What do people label you as?: who knows I dont listen to "people"
How/Why did you get this label?: opinions
Which Is Worse?
Physical Pain/Emotional Pain?: physical
Blink-182/Good Charlotte?: Good Charlotte
Being Deaf/Being Blind?: blind
Being Bored/Rushing around because you have too much to do?: rushing is a real buzzkill
Losing your dominant leg/Losing your dominant arm?: arm, i use it for stuff
Love
Do you believe theres a difference between "love" and "in love"?: love is an idea made popular by the masses
Is it better to have loved and lossed than to have never loved at all?: no it is better to care and not let emotion cloud your judgement
Are you romantic?: i try
Are you in a relationship now?: ........no
If so, for how long?: ...still no
If not, how long have you been single?: since Christmas...IRONY!!!
Are you a virgin?: yes thank you
What song describes your love life right now?: no song can describe my love...cause i have none
Ranomosity
War: Good or Bad?: necissary
What do you think of designer labels?: i dont think
Who's skankier: Britney Spears or Paris Hilton?: Hilton... That Ho!!!
What is it with guys and cars?: We likes 'em yessir YEEHAW GALDERN!!!
Do you sing?: yes
If so, what part (Soprano 1,Alto 2, et cetera)?: baritone
Kiss or hug?: kiss
What color is your room?: white
How old is your mom?: she hits me every time i ask...
Black and white or color photos?: color
Who cuts your hair?: my barber
What color is your toothbrush?: blue
What color is your hair brush?: leopard print
What kind of hair products do you use?: shampoo
Is K-Mart just the poor man's Wal-Mart?: yes but with a 'K'
Are you sXe?: ? what the hell???
Are you sexy?: i wish then i could be sexy
What color to people tells you looks nice on you?: black yellow blue...any really
What color do you think looks nice on you?: black and yellow
Clothes shopping or grocery shopping?: Cloths
Who do you sit with at lunch?
Do you like the sound of your own voice when you hear it played back?: yes
Who has the nicest speaking voice that you know?: me...no really
What is the website for one of your favorite bands?: www.mcr.com
Do you prefer to date people younger, older, or the same age as you?: i dont care
Do you listen to songs on repeat often?: yes
Who was the last person you hung out with?: Brandon
What did you and that person do?: ...hang out?
Do you use internet shorthand (i.e. "lol", "brb", "jk", et cetera)?: i dont even know what those mean :)
How often do you bathe?: once if not twice a day
Are you a people-pleaser?: i try to be
Do you dye your hair regularly?: never
What about your eyebrows?: ? you can do that -gasp-
Do you wear makeup?: -yes all the time- NO I A DUDE!!!
If you answered "yes", to #96, are you female?: no
Do you buy CDs edited or unedited?: un and edited
Can you beatbox?: kinda sorta for you ill try
Does your mom like the song "Hey Ya" by OutKast?: yes
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Heroes:

My hero is myself. I believe that noone understands me enough for me to be able to connect with. But if your out there give me a call!

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My Blog

That is it!!!

Ok thats it, i've had it. I am so tired of people giving me the shaft. I am so tired of being lied to and being treated like a fucking doormat. If your reading this then know this, the odds are that i...
Posted by Michael, The Omnipotent on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:35:00 PST

Here we go again

Dang once again im here at work and noone has come into the store in the last hour and a half.....this always happens.....at leaste i get paid. Also i am psyched about the tournament coming up, WER GO...
Posted by Michael, The Omnipotent on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

Some poo fool done tagged me.

Well here it goes, here are six weird things about me.1. I hate Polka...a lot. 2. I can sing higher musical notes than most of my female friends, that makes me more of a man.three. i hate that the num...
Posted by Michael, The Omnipotent on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 07:09:00 PST